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Blue Acorn

@BlueAcorn

The original eCommerce experts, and multiple layoff round executors (parody)

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Joined April 2019
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Which means you can expect the project to be done in 8-12 weeks at 2.5x the budget! 💸
Blue Acorn iCi (@blueacornici) profile pictureBlue Acorn iCi@blueacornici14 Nov 2022
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Happy Veteran’s Day, where all Blue Acorn employees are treated like Marines in science fiction movies and video games: Disposable and unremarkable, compared to the main character executives. 🫡
If there’s any one thing Blue Acorn is good at, it’s marketing!
Blue Acorn iCi (@blueacornici) profile pictureBlue Acorn iCi@blueacornici10 Nov 2022
Marketing automation can be invaluable when done successfully and have irreparable implications when done poorly. Blue Acorn iCi VP of performance marketing, @ppcsearch_ninja, shares her top tips in @Klaviyo’s new guide to marketing automation. klaviyo.com/marketing-resour…
Welcome to the layoff life, Twitter and Facebook/Meta! There’s cake in the back!
Yes Blackbaud! Welcome the private equity money! And then the inevitable layoffs and thinning out! It happened to us and we turned out just fine-ish! (This Post Brought to You by INFOSYS, World Best IT Firm Grade A+ 🏆)
Kevin was truly ahead of his time, laying off significant headcount immediately after a period of rapid growth.
Hey Liz, we could always use a third co-CEO! Also, England is welcome to have Toby or Kevin!
Liz Truss (@trussliz) profile pictureLiz Truss
@trussliz20 Oct 2022
Replying to @trussliz
I recognise however that, given the situation, I cannot deliver the mandate on which I was elected by the Conservative Party. I have therefore spoken to His Majesty The King to notify him that I am resigning as Leader of the Conservative Party.
It’s been 2 years since we last heard from Kevin on Twitter. Big things must be happening with that Gantt chart!
What Charleston needs is another taproom: Brew Acorn, where we serve beer to local disenfranchised former BA employees. Additionally, it can serve an “Eichelburger” - a cheap hamburger laced with laxative. Seemingly good at first, but a real shitshow later!
You act like having a co-CEO with a NFT as an avatar is a bad thing in this climate Also, if any now-former Coinbase employees need a stable haven away from layoffs, Blue Acorn is hiring again!
Would somebody go heart Greg’s tweets, please?
Happy #hump #day!
Don’t forget to set expiration dates on your holiday promo codes! #ecommerce
It is Monday# my dudes!
Have a happy weekend everyone!
It’s been over a year since we joined the @Infosys family! Time sure flies by! #BlueAcorn #Infosys
It’s an employee’s birthday today! You know what that means!
Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals are typically still going on!
You think I forgot about that time in your office. You took advantage of me. Mr. Big CEO “protecting” me from the coming layoffs. I’ll never feel clean again. FUCK. YOU.
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