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Writer. Marketer. Father. Enneagram 4w5. Bird Enthusiast.

Joined May 2009
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Local #ohio filmmakers release #Totality: A short film about the 2017 total solar eclipse: bit.ly/2EDLmYq @TheDailyRecord @BobbyWarrenWMG @aschweig
Local #ohio filmmakers release #Totality: New short film about the 2017 total solar eclipse: bit.ly/2EDLmYq @wksu @wksujeff @mansfieldNJ @timesgazette
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Missed in Eclipse-tory Class :D Totality: Short film about #2017eclipse inspired by the HowStuffWorks family. Watch: bit.ly/2EDLmYq @surliestgirl @tracyvwilson
#Totality: New short film about 2017 total solar eclipse inspired by Robert & Joe at STBYM! bit.ly/2EDLmYq @_JoeMcCormick @vomikronnoxis @blowthemind
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Jared Crooks retweeted
Hey guys @WhismanSucks @Jimmypisfunny @CrimeInSports @MurderSmall Could you give this a retweet and start to get the fans as well for a good cause. All day today in Canada its #BellLetsTaIk wich every r/t @Bell_LetsTalk donate 5cents for mental health and it also raises awesome
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"Don't you know that you're CATNIP for pedophiles!!!!!!" teapawt.org/Katie_R_H/status/95915…
Fuckin @Jimmypisfunny and @WhismanSucks shouting "PEOPLE WANT TO RAPE YOU" about their kids running off 😂 My dad texts me the same thing every time I go out by myself!
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Jared Crooks retweeted
guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm
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Fur sure :) You guys are so freaking funny. Classicly so. The straight man and the comedic sidekick, except both of you are hilarious and intelligent. It's like Laurel and Hardy if they weren't racist woman-haters :)
FREE Download Hand with iPad Pro PSD Mockup: bit.ly/1kRKm80 via @tranmautritam
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Now I can add more exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!! bit.ly/1WMNF0Z bit.ly/1WMNF0Z
This is a great behind the scenes look at the future of content... it's all about the story. The narrative. Your b… bit.ly/1WcH9kc
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Do you like books? Cool. Me too. I just wrote one: amzn.to/1Sdw5Cr
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Isaac Crooks gets a hand from his mom, Sonya, stepping off a Simonson telehandler at today's Touch a Truck event:
VWs are made by bird people and nobody told me?!!!! #SuperBowl48
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