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Snarky hillbilly. Water color artist. 🎨 Bluegrass and Banjo 💙 I do what I want, within reason. Typos are my live language. No Marxist.

Your Mom’s House
Joined January 2022
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Using only a GIF, what’s it like inside your head.
Using only a GIF, what’s it like inside your head?
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I'm on the ballot.
Would I actually move to Missouri in a quixotic attempt to become the mayor of Cooter? No, but it would be funny if I did.
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3 more days until we can start Rockin' around the 🎄 ! 😊
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Good Morning. Can you just lie down for a moment. I need to measure. Thanks love.
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Y'all probably need to cool on it a bit. 😚
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Do you put freshly grated sharp cheddar cheese in your cottage pie? And make two because it's your favorite? 🤩
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I'm joyous. My costume came today. Those Amazon tricksters.
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And my costume I ordered a month ago 2 day Prime, has finally updated the tracking. And it will be here Nov 2. 😡
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Good Morning! I love when I think someone might be cool follow them back then see that they unfollowed me. It's fine, your writings were super weird and you give off slightly insane vibes anyway.
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Didn't have to go to Pinterest for the bad ad. This weeks X bad ad.
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Ohhhhh! The hairy armpit day. 😁🤌🏼
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Each of you is my twitter crush. Except you.
You're someone's twitter crush.
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This week I'm a good witch. The coffee maker is back from the mountain. And on garbage day to boot.
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Went to my uncles 80th surprise party. What an honor. Over 70 people there. He's the coolest. State football champ, Vietnam vet, devout Catholic and all around story teller. We call him cowboy because he's always worn pearl buttons, boots and a hat. Painted him a little card too.
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Rumor has it some of you might be into that.
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I'm an influencer.
Replying to @Jackalopes_Inc
Big shout out to @Bluegrassarts for letting me know this exists! 😂
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