Bo Rasco

@Expedia sooo wait 7 more days after the time that I waited 7 days? You’re completely out of line. I bought a ticket from you. Not @Aeromexico you give me my money back and then YOU deal with Aeromexico

If the universe is constantly expanding, that means there’s a wall that’s expanding, but wtf is it expanding into? Nothingness? Cus even nothingness is a somethingnwss.. help me @neiltyson

I am only watching football today to see how many teams have an important player named brandon. #letsgobrandon

Next #olympics I want the sprints to adopt swimming principals. If they have back stroke breast stroke and butterfly, I want some creative ways to run, like handcuffed ankles and shit.

Oh, and @facebookapp fuck you.

Got a ban from fb and I’m tired of it. I don’t even know who follows me on this thing but from now on. This is where I will yell my disdain to the planet. Xoxo

Hey @Jon_Anik maybe leave their custody battles out of this... we’re watching a fight. Tactless bro, tactless. #ufc258

#gmfb Brady best athlete? No. Competitor yes. Bo Deion brown Thorpe Jordan outperform in 99% of athletic competitions

Soooo, ordered 8 hot wings. I got 7 chicken nuggets and 1 wing with sauce. Stingy bullshit.

@mysteriousfact from 6 hours ago.

Dear, @BCBSAssociation thx for having me on hold for 3 hours now. We have been a customer for 1 day. Can't wait to see how bad this can get

Congrats @kawhileonard for the NBA defensive player of the year award! U did it with your eyes closed. Literally, I think u slept all season

#KawhiLeonard already wants a nap tomorrow

#KawhiLeonard is only good at taking charges cus his favorite part of the game is planting his feet

#KawhiLeonard only plays bad when he forgets to take his pre game melatonin

#KawhiLeonard was a Venus fly trap in his last life

#KawhiLeonard plays call of duty solo and still camps

This just in, I changed my favorite interview from the earring one, to the forehead wrinkles #ReeseWitherspoon #oscars

So far my fav interview was with Monica Contillard I dunno wtf they said but that earring tangled in the hair was fascinating #oscars

#fs1 why aren't we talking about @DRkneevil and that she was obviously the third best in the house and needs a title shot asap?