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Joined April 2025
No one: Guy that owns a blackstone: I’ll make breakfast tomorrow
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“National tight end day” is a Jewish psy-op to get gay retards like me to bet on player props that have no chance of hitting
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Anthony Richardson getting arrested for weed in 2026 is the most impressive thing he’s done in his career
#Colts QB Anthony Richardson Sr. has been charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession, per @FOX59. Richardson was pulled over on Oct. 12 for an expired registration. He told police he had smoked marijuana in the vehicle and had a small amount inside, according to court documents. Police found a jar containing marijuana and an opened bag of THC-infused gummies. The charge was filed Monday.
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Caleb Williams is like the Jackie Robinson for flaming homosexuals in the NFL
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Does “everything shower” include the balls
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If you pay $2k just to see the Knicks raise the banner then you are subhuman and completely irredeemable
This is insane. 🤯 The price to see every other team play in their home opener COMBINED: $1,545 The CHEAPEST price to get into the 76ers vs. Knicks tonight: $1,865 (Ticket prices via @tickpick)
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Uncle Marky, CFA retweeted
McDonald's honey bustard sea uncle pussy fuck meal
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Uncle Marky, CFA retweeted
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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The doctor gave me a colonoscopy with a flock camera
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Sean McVay should have listened to Tate
Rams HC Sean McVay knew he was cutting the kicker at the podium last night. That man was pissed the hell off
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There’s trench warfare going on in the bathroom rn (I’ve wiped 20 times)
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Clav said I was the best looking guy in the industry
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Overtime Meg leaked nudes Google search
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Josh Allen is just tall Skattebo
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Girlfriends “gay” best friend just said Josh McDaniels needs to find ways to get Treveyon Henderson the ball in the open field
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Uncle Marky, CFA retweeted
Watching Keelon Russell is like watching porn dude. Like I am watching porn with my girlfriend right now. Is that cheating? I just can’t stop dude. It’s so fucking hot. Fuck.
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Caitlin Clark just pulled out her slithery gummy worm clit on college gameday
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*clears throat* so does that squirt on its own?
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I can’t walk and chew bum at the same time
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I didn’t get the wordle today and I just spilt coffee on myself if anyone wants to point and laugh at a retard
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