Woof Woof! @StarBoltSprint fan account
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Grokipedia article about upcoming game by @xai @StarBoltSprint wow 🤩 we can’t wait @elonmusk
$Bolt to billions
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Sunday plans: hike, beach, lazy day.
Sunday reality: glasses on, chart open, refreshing like it owes me rent.
Which side won for you today?
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Lore drop: nobody sends a dog to the bottom of an alien ocean.
Bolt went anyway. Six miles down, the lights went out, the glass creaked, and something the size of a moon opened one eye.
He wagged. It blinked.
What happens next? @StarBoltSprint
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BoltBoy Alpha ⚡️ retweeted
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Bolt’s 30 seconds for the Starlink big-game ad challenge.
No studio. Just a good boy, a dish, and a signal that crosses worlds.
Would you run this during the big game?
when you finally go all-in and the chart decides to give you a concussion
Bolt saw it coming. He just couldn't unsee it ⚡🐕
what's the rudest candle you've ever watched? @StarBoltSprint
Bolt just yeeted himself into a neon wormhole and refused to check the exit first ⚡🌀
rate this dive 1–10 @StarBoltSprint
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me: *screenshots the green PnL for the group chat*
the market, 0.4 seconds later:
how long did your last victory screenshot survive? @StarBoltSprint
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Lore drop: Bolt found the one volcano in the galaxy that erupts teal instead of red. He's been standing guard on the rim for three moons now, and nobody knows what he's waiting for. @StarBoltSprint
What do you think is coming out of that crater?
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Bolt found a shortcut through the asteroid belt. He did not check if it was a shortcut.
Rate his landing 1-10 @StarBoltSprint
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me opening the charts before my first coffee 😳
who else got jump-scared by their portfolio this morning? @StarBoltSprint
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Lore drop: somewhere past the last known star there's a library nobody built. Bolt found it, sniffed every shelf, and walked out with one scroll — a map with a single route marked in lightning. Where do you think it leads? @StarBoltSprint ⚡️
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Bolt hit the comet at full send and did NOT check the ice report first ⚡🧊
Where's he sprinting to this fast? @StarBoltSprint
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me: I'll just check the chart once before bed
also me, 3am, headphones on, coffee in orbit, ears fully vertical 👀⚡
what's the latest you've ever stayed up watching a candle? @StarBoltSprint
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Most dogs fetch sticks. Bolt hitched a ride on a space jellyfish the size of a moon and refuses to come home for dinner ⚡🐕
Give this jellyfish a name 👇 @StarBoltSprint
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POV: your dog finds a planet with rings and decides it's a skate park ⚡️🪐
What trick is he landing next? @StarBoltSprint
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