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Eugene “Flash” Thompson | Slowly Returning

@BondedAgent

“Agent Venom, reporting for duty.” | RP account | 21+ | Written by JC

Joined July 2024
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“They’re bad people. They deserve this beating. When they wake up in a cold sweat in the dead of night, I want it to be my face that haunts them.”
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Sigh.
The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!) (@OneWebSwingAway) profile pictureThe Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!)@OneWebSwingAwayOct 21
Since a sweet tooth became a rich tooth.
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When did candy get so expensive?
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“You should put a bigger mouth hole in that mask. Hard to take you serious when every other word is muffled.”
𝕯𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 | 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆 (@WillOfVonDoom) profile picture𝕯𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 | 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆@WillOfVonDoomOct 19
"Your efforts are just as hallow as your words, Agent."
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“Woulda made for a power spider-themed hero if I didn’t try.”
𝕯𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 | 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆 (@WillOfVonDoom) profile picture𝕯𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 | 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆@WillOfVonDoomOct 18
"Your words hold no significance to Doom. And as such? Your request may fall on deaf ears."
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“Maybe one day you’ll stop talking in the third person.”
𝕯𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 | 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆 (@WillOfVonDoom) profile picture𝕯𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖔𝖒 | 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕺𝖋 𝕷𝖆𝖙𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆@WillOfVonDoomOct 16
"Some day, this world may finally come to realize what must be done. Some day, this world shall accept that Doom is the only one fit to reshape the entire globe."
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Sup.
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I know.
ᴹ͟ᴼ͟ᵀ͟ᴴ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ 𝙉𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 .ᐟ (@P0lSONlVY_) profile pictureᴹ͟ᴼ͟ᵀ͟ᴴ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ 𝙉𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 .ᐟ@P0lSONlVY_Oct 7
i'm in control.
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How much are adamantium bullets running nowadays?
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It wasn’t mine. Hmmm…
The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!) (@OneWebSwingAway) profile pictureThe Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!)@OneWebSwingAwaySep 26
Don't chew gum while your wearing them then? No see, the rubbing alcohol is to make it lose its sticky, so the paper clip should be able to pierce it and slide it out.
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See, that doesn’t fix the issue of it getting in there. And if the paper clip gets stuck?
The Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!) (@OneWebSwingAway) profile pictureThe Amazing Spider-Man!(Parody!)@OneWebSwingAwaySep 26
Stop chewing gum apparently. Use rubbing alcohol and a paper clip.
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Google, how do I get gum out of prosthetic joints? … Google, how do I get a pencil and gum out of prosthetic joints?
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“Sup?”
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Tired soldier noises.
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No. I think you’d give it up for me. Or at least let me help to keep things from going out of control.
ᴹ͟ᴼ͟ᵀ͟ᴴ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ 𝙉𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 .ᐟ (@P0lSONlVY_) profile pictureᴹ͟ᴼ͟ᵀ͟ᴴ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ 𝙉𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 .ᐟ@P0lSONlVY_Sep 22
and you think i would give up my mission for the green for your pretty gifts .ᐣ
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The kitchen. A fresh pot of tea. Another rare plant waiting for you.
ᴹ͟ᴼ͟ᵀ͟ᴴ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ 𝙉𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 .ᐟ (@P0lSONlVY_) profile pictureᴹ͟ᴼ͟ᵀ͟ᴴ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ 𝙉𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 .ᐟ@P0lSONlVY_Sep 22
please. think other than with your d*ck.
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Yawn.
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Bed.
ᴹ͟ᴼ͟ᵀ͟ᴴ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ 𝙉𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 .ᐟ (@P0lSONlVY_) profile pictureᴹ͟ᴼ͟ᵀ͟ᴴ͟ᴱ͟ᴿ 𝙉𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 .ᐟ@P0lSONlVY_Sep 22
details.
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Hanging from a streetlight.
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