Sinéad Ní Mhóráin. Tardigrades are my spirit creature.MAGAts are deeply ill know-nothings.
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RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES!
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Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.
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Children in Lubbock, Texas were admitted to the hospital with liver damage. Not from measles. From vitamin A toxicity — because their parents followed RFK Jr.’s advice and gave them cod liver oil to treat measles. He is the sitting U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services.
This is not the first time this has happened. In 2019, RFK Jr. traveled to Samoa and ran the same anti-vaccine campaign.
Vaccination rates dropped to 31%. Five months later: 5,700 cases. 83 dead. Most of them children under 4. He called it a “natural experiment.” The Senate confirmed him as HHS Secretary anyway. yahoo.com/news/after-rfk-jr-…
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Hello. I'm the skunk. Yes, I sprayed your dog. I know.
Let me explain what happened.
Your dog ran at me in the dark. I turned around. I
lifted my tail. I gave him TWO warning stamps with my
front feet. He kept coming. So I sprayed.
I can spray accurately up to 15 feet. I have 5-6 shots
before I need 10 days to reload. I don't WANT to spray.
It's my only defense. I can't fight. I can't run fast.
I can't climb. Spray is all I have.
Your dog ignored two warnings and a raised tail. I used
my last resort. I'd argue that's on him.
But let's talk about what I was doing in your yard
BEFORE the incident.
I was digging small holes in your lawn. Those holes?
That's me pulling grubs out of the soil. Japanese beetle
larvae. June bug larvae. The grubs that are destroying
your lawn from underneath.
I eat 400+ grubs per season. Plus beetle larvae.
Crickets. Grasshoppers. Mice. Voles. And yellowjacket
nests.
YELLOWJACKET NESTS. I dig them up and eat every single
one. Larvae, pupae, adults. The entire colony. I'm
immune to their stings. My thick fur and skin protect
me. I am the #1 natural predator of ground-nesting
yellowjackets.
You spent $150 to have a yellowjacket nest removed last
August. I would have done it for free. In one night.
"But the smell."
Tomato juice doesn't work. Use this: 1 quart hydrogen
peroxide (3%), 1/4 cup baking soda, 1 teaspoon dish
soap. Apply to dry fur. Let sit 5 minutes. Rinse.
Gone.
What to do:
Don't let your dog outside unleashed at night during
skunk season (Feb-April = mating season — they're
extra active right now).
If you see a skunk — back away slowly. They give
multiple warnings. If the tail goes up and front feet
stamp, you have 3 seconds.
Don't block their path. Don't corner them. Let them
leave.
Appreciate the grub control. Those small lawn holes?
That's free pest removal.
I'm sorry about the dog.
But he had 2 warnings and a raised tail.
And your lawn has never looked better because of me.
✨🙌🏾💫
© Gardening Tips & Tricks
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at my mom's funeral, we only had time for a few people to get up to speak. One of them declined standing at the podium and instead stood directly in front of me (and my sisters, who are not religious). She then, into the mic, beseeched us to come to Christ, how mom would have wanted this, etc.
Then the next person who came up also declined the podium, stood in front of us, holding the mic, and talked about how the only thing she loved more than her girls was jesus and she of course only wants one thing for us.
Then we were out of time, and the pastor went up, and he closed by looking at us was like "If your mom could come back she'd be trying to tell you that it's all real."
fuck christianity man. It's a mind parasite that destroys actual connection and grief between people and replaces it with the taxidermied corpse of an ancient cult leader
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My patient told me : When I was 14 I told my therapist that my step father had been abusing me physically and sexually.
My very next session, I walked in and he was in the room waiting.
My therapist told him everything I said, then made me sit there and listen while she explained how every instance I had trusted her with was just one misunderstanding after the next.
If this wasnt bad enough, I was then made to apologize and go home with him.
In case you wonder why women and girls dont come forward.
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I truly can’t understand how anyone could be so cruel to such a beautiful and adorable dog. The ending really touched my heart – the little one is just so cute and lovely 💖✨
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I CAN WATCH THIS ALL DAY!!
George Conway just pulled out a large poster on MSNBC to prove Donald Trump is a psychopath who suffers from narcissistic personality disorder.
I stand with George Conway 100%!
"He's nine for nine. He's a sick man. And that's what we're seeing. And I think he's had an advantage over these last couple of years that people haven't been seeing him."
