@BoozeBumps

Persona grata || Radically neutral.

 Abuja, Nigeria
Joined December 2010
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  • Followers3.3K
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Club culture is ass man, why is nobody dancing? DJ/hypeman just interrupts the music consistently saying the same shit.
CousinTinoFunny
@CousinTinoBack20h
🚨 Drake Pulled Up To Area 29 In Houston To Continue His 40th Birthday Celebration! 🦉 The Iceman Left Area 29 Looking Like A Money Blizzard Had Just Passed Through With The Amount Of Cash Piled Up On The Club Floors! 🥶💸
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Van Emmerick Kris@VanEmmerickKris23h
The uncomfortable truth about electric cars…🚙 #RichardHammond
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baidawi@buhdahwee21h
"let's sell less bread for more money"
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✰@hoesluvvjason20h
one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
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So this is Qing Madi…makes sense now.
D3VID 🐢@DurkioWiz6h
Qing Madi was asked to guess the artists with an emoji at Zlatan’s wedding, wait for her response when the laptop emoji was used 😭😭😂
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͏@Bohemian_Wolf_15h
Do you know how angry you have to be to do this 😭😭😭😭
Brock Riddick
@BrockRiddickIFB20h
These hornets attacked his Bee hive. Now he is waiting for them on the outside.
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DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm14h
First trailer for ‘ALLEN’. The film follows a man who is reunited with his childhood alien best friend 20 years after they first met. Releasing November 12 on Netflix.
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This! And I don’t want that for myself.
Kachi
@_Kkachee19h
Every wedding video looks the same. Every proposal video looks the same. Every wedding decor looks the same. Outfits are all very similar.
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Boogey Odey
@BoogeyThatOct 27
Money, the Nigerian God.
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little miss hot july@inalot71922h
u can see the decline in literacy through this
Pop Crave
@PopCrave23h
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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wu-tang chad
@thewittyblessed21h
ok then why’s frozone col-
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm22h
Brad Bird explains that each person's powers in ‘THE INCREDIBLES’ represents an average family unit. “Fathers are expected to be strong, so I made him super strong. Mothers are pulled in ten directions at once, so she stretches. Teenagers are insecure & defensive so she can turn invisible & has force fields. 10-year old boys are energy balls that just go until they pass out. Babies are unknowns, they could be the next leader of the free world or they could be a bag man, you don’t know.” (Source: @ThatHollywood)
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Miilato
@litteralyme0Oct 25
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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ཿ@amirsalihu_20h
Brooo, The Accentttttttttttttttttttttt>>>> Dahmmmmmm!
SoftMoon 🌻🌸
@narneerhOct 26
“Marriage is scarry, what if he?” Bla bla bla
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boyjim@boyjimgramOct 27
We really are poor people, and it’s not even about money We are poor in conscience. Poor in morals. Poor in honor. The country cannot change if the masses don’t change. Period!
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Amen!
Nate@n8gallagherOct 26
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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LILSON@Lilson_122h
We’re adults. Mutual effort or nothing. If you want to be chased, get a dog.
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Natalie@NatDOTobjOct 26
Her boobs light up my world call that areola borealis
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AB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoOct 27
Harry Kane not signing for Manchester United in 2023
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AsensioSZN@avfc_itOct 27
Most valid scenario for this gif
AB⚕
@AbsoluteBrunoOct 27
Harry Kane not signing for Manchester United in 2023
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Say absolutely less, I’m sat.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm18h
First trailer for ‘DIG’, a new comedy series starring Amy Poehler & created by ‘The Good Place’ creator Mike Schur. The series follows a group of archaeologists who discover a rare artifact who decide to hide it from their boss. Releasing November 23 on Peacock.
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