+18 fan account, parody and comedy. all opinions are mine, if you don't like it go away. None of the content tweeted is owned by me unless stated otherwise.

Joined December 2017
if ur fish needs a fucking wheelchair to float on WATER you need to throw that shit out im sorry
restore your gold fish dignity
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she's noy dying skinny again we won
DON'T GOTTA EDIT CHECK THE GETTY
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not a single taylord tweet today in tl............ @dxckiiii 's rent is covered ig
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this app is boring again ugh what do i do with my fucking life
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im sorry but SO FUCKING WHAT??? people get beaten the shit up in marriages and i gotta care about someone having sex with another woman? get a fkn grip
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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are u guys fucking serious
“Patient Zero” by Taylor Swift spends a third week at #1 on the Hot 100.
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collab with bee jorck
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me when @dxckiiii won't let me scissor
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this stupid ass pictureuwhfororofoeoirueyeoepwlelsosoifueienendiueuehegehe
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unashamedly fat and loud. more of this plz
HE WAS GETTING A GOOD ASS KIIIII
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diabetics after eating a salad
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medusa finding out a way for people to not turn into stone when they see her
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me doing a group presentation off of an excel sheet of who is the worst singer of all time and I see Clairo's name in cell 2C
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me going to the Ghetto Sea for the first time
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pink cocaine inventor:
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christopher clombus getting into his ship with his crew
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october 13th falls on friday the thirteenth this year....................
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the cars animation director when he realized he can make cars alive
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i cant stop smoking/drinking weed its really becoming a problem........... any tips
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