Just to clear something up for the boring cunts on here. I don’t BLOCK people because I’m a shithouse I block people because you’re BORING THE FOOKIN TITS OFF ME! I love a bit of banter give as good as you get take the piss all day long But the minute you start repeating yourself getting personal or acting like a complete tit because you’ve got no comeback you’re getting fookin launched. And if you think blocking someone is a shithouse move guess what? I couldn’t give a flying fook! I’ve got better things to do than spend me day arguing with some miserable crab who could bore the fookin Samaritans into hanging up. This is Twitter not a fookin hostage situation I don’t have to keep talking to yer! Now fook off and have a lovely day. 🍺🖕

Fook the Bermuda Triangle Just sailed straight through the bastard survived the storm and came out the other side without even getting wet 🖕🏼 Up the fookin Reds #YNWA ❤️👊🏼

Big Ron Araújo, take a fookin bow 👏 Absolute ROCK at the back today Won everything gave nothing away and looked like he’d been playing for #LFC for years My Man of the Match by a country mile #YNWA ❤️👊🏼

Iraola adding Ekitike to our attack 🔥

Up the fookin Redmen ❤️👊🏼

So apparently there’s talk of bringing back freedom of movement between the UK and EU! 🇬🇧🇪🇺 Burnham’s opened the door to discussing it and I’m all for it The sooner we can live work and spend more time wherever we want without all this 90 day bollocks the better I spend that much time in Spain already if this happens I’ll have to start coming back to Liverpool for me holidays.

TEAM NEWS IS IN That’s a fookin strong Liverpool side to face Brighton Isak Wirtz Gakpo and Barcola all starting No excuses today Reds. Get out there get the job done and give us something to fookin smile about UP THE REDS! #LFC #YNWA

Liverpool v Brighton is going ahead despite the storm is fookin right Whoever thought sending a flock of Seagulls to Anfield in 70mph winds was a good idea needs their head testing Hopefully by half time the bastards are back on Brighton Pier fighting over someone’s chips UP THE FOOKIN REDS! #YNWA 👊🏼

Andy Burnham reckons politicians can spot a traitor a mile off. Knel lad you lot can't even spot one when they're sat next to you in Parliament

“Hey honey, wake up… It’s 5” “What? Have they scored again?”

Como vs Manchester United Highlights.

Playing Champions league football isn’t for everyone.

Bit racist love it’s 2026 not 1956

RIO FOOKIN NGUMOHA. 🔥 That’s it That’s the tweet. What a fookin footballer

Absolutely made up for Wirtz there That goal will give the lad a massive boost in confidence. Hopefully the first of many

WIRTZ! GET IN THERE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD 4-2 to the Reds What a fookin turnaround UP THE REDS ❤️👊🏼

2-0 down to 3-2 up Only Liverpool could have you ready to launch the telly through the fookin window one minute and dancing round the living room like a lunatic the next IS RIGHT YOU REDMEN!!!

Just give the fookin ball to Rio and get out of his way The lad’s got defenders shitting themselves every time he gets it. Half of them will be asking to be subbed off 👏

Now THIS is much more like it from Liverpool Keep it fookin going lads!

Rio is a fookin talent The confidence the skill the fearlessness this lad plays like he’s been doing it for years We’ve got a serious player on our hands here. What a talent!

Wirtz coming on for Araújo Didn't see that one coming Hope Big Ron's not injured because that would be a massive blow.