Trying to figure all of this out!!! Single father of 2, DM ok but only if I know you! Unless you're a blond hottie based in Nigeria!

Clearwater, FL
Joined January 2023
My grandma: if you want to impress the woman, you gotta be prepared to pitch woo Me: not understanding me assignment
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Can a woman have too many pairs of shoes? I had to buy 2 new pair today. They were on sale.
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Move over, Refrigerator Perry. There's a new heavyweight in town, and her name is Big Sue!
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I tried vanilla extract in my eggs this morning, first time in probably 40 years, I have no idea why I liked it in my teens. Was not impressed. Anybody else put flavors in their eggs?
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G'morning y'all Last Monday in this dumpster fire - 5 - yay
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The hot Nigerian blondes are out in force today!!
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Have any of you ever read a post and then just blocked somebody because you didn’t like the content? There’s something absolutely delicious about coming across an account that has blocked you that you’ve never heard of, never interacted with, never shared anything with. I interpret that as they are weak minded and just kinda pathetic. I have never blocked somebody for tweet I saw, I’ve blocked people for harassing me, but that’s it.
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When pumpkins fly
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So changed the cover and song title. Its now live on Spotify and iTunes, and everywhere else you all get your music from. 😊 @elonmusk figured you might want to know this funny gem is out there. 🤣😅😂 open.spotify.com/album/7jJzu…
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Good morning everybody and happy Monday!! Let’s make today another great day!!! Some famous ladies once called it manic Monday, let’s call make it a magic Monday!!
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The young lady who was taking over at 11 came walking in the store crying. Locked herself in the office for two minutes and came out fine. Hell of a turnaround.
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Dear lord
Now we know why Charlie’s grandparents were always in bed.
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It's what men do.
Without “toxic” masculinity people would have lost their lives.
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I recently published all my songs on all music streaming apps. If interested you can find me as "Hartso The Great" I have over 25 songs published, and you may not have heard most of them. I also re-did White Tiger Moth, its much better now. I didnt like the chorus on the original attempt.
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This is gold
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Customers are dressed differently as well, back to short sleeve shirts, shorts, and flip-flops.
About 4 o’clock this afternoon I went outside to check the gas levels, to see if we need to order or not. It was very chilly and very, very windy. I went outside right now and it’s like 10° warmer with no wind. And uncomfortable warmness not just warm but sticky. I thought fall was finally here.
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More and more everyday
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I always think it’s funny because when you see someone walking towards the door, knowing they’re gonna pay for gas inside, watch him stop at least once maybe twice turn around to double check the pump number. Happens 75% of the time.
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About 4 o’clock this afternoon I went outside to check the gas levels, to see if we need to order or not. It was very chilly and very, very windy. I went outside right now and it’s like 10° warmer with no wind. And uncomfortable warmness not just warm but sticky. I thought fall was finally here.
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It’s 6 o’clock here, I looked outside and there’s a ton of crows about five minutes ago. Apparently that’s when McDonald’s guys throw the garbage out. They just went apeshit crazy fight each other over french fries
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I gave in and tried one, actually not half bad. I drink my coffee iced and black sometimes a little milk so I wouldn’t use it, but it wasn’t bad.
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