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The Orthodox Muslim Gets SHOCKED After a Pakistani Woman Promotes Her Book Titled “Sex, Drugs, and the Quran” and Calls the Quran the Most Rock and Roll Thing Ever. 😭💀 “What in the World Is Going On?!”

The Orthodox Muslim Gets SCARED After Imitating a Sikh Indian Accent and Saying the Religious Phrase “Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa” Without Knowing What It Means, Then Looks It Up to See if He Accidentally Committed Kufr. 😭💀 "Did I Just Commit Kufr by Accident? Astaghfirullah!"

The Orthodox Muslim Breaks Down the Hadith About Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) Being Commanded to Fight People Until They Testify That There Is No God but Allah, Explaining Why Fighting and Killing Are NOT the Same Thing. 👀☪️ “That Doesn’t Mean You Behave Like a Barbarian. Fighting Is One Thing, Killing Is Another! In Islam, We Believe in Both Offensive and Defensive Jihad!”

The Orthodox Muslim Gets Asked if He Waxes His Chest. 😭💀 “Do I Look Like I Wax My Chest?”

The Orthodox Muslim Reacts to A Shia Repeatedly Calling Out “Ya Ali” During a Plane Emergency and Says It’s Shirk Because Only Allah Should Be Called Upon for Help. 👀☪️ “Wallahi, Billahi, This Is Shirk!”

The Orthodox Muslim Reacts to a Muslim Girl Publicly Calling Out Her Dad on TikTok After Her Dad Punished Her for Walking With a Boy. 😭💀 “She Embarrassed Herself and Her Whole Family Just for a Few TikTok Hee-Hees and Ha-Ha’s!”

The Orthodox Muslim Reveals How Religious Libya Is, Saying They Have “Haram Police” Who Arrest People for Going on Coffee Dates With Non-Mahrams. 😭💀🇱🇾☪️ “If They Catch You Dating a Girl, You’re Cooked, Gang!”

The Orthodox Muslim DEFENDS Pakistan After Someone Calls It the Most Deviant Muslim Country, Explains Why Shirk Exists in Other Muslim Countries Too, and Praises Pakistan’s Powerful Military and Nuclear Weapons. 🇵🇰🔥☪️ “Don't Play With Pakistan, Bro! Pakistan Got a Scary Military!”

The Orthodox Muslim Shares His Understanding of Islamic Rulings on Abortion. 👀☪️ “Abortion Is Haram Except in Cases of Necessity.”