Contributor to BONK ecosystem - please do not construe tweets/likes/RTs as financial advice, always DYOR. “Timeless Vampire” - an Italian Macro Expert

Joined January 2022
I’ve just seen the worst possible future
John Malone is predicting an $8-10B deal between Skydance and SpaceX. Elon has repeatedly said full generative movies and series are the goal for Grok Imagine. A content/output deal could give him training data and rights access to major franchises now under Skydance, including Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones and Harry Potter. A fully legal Grok generated final season of GoT, or a Hogwarts tv series with the inclusion of an extremely popular female Slytherin are drawing closer to reality.
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Closing Republican arguments for the 2026 midterms: 1. Cheesecake Factory is a vital American institution 2. Anyone who calls it AI and not SI is a traitor 3. Gender bent Malfoy is really hot
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Love when one of my non crypto friends joins telegram and it gives me a notification. Buying drugs king? Cheating on your wife? don’t worry I won’t tell anyone
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Replying to @ZekesMommasKid
Please find me any evidence of widespread voter fraud anywhere in the United States! The rate is vanishingly low (2000-2024) Of these 60 cases, 29 were republicans, 9 were democrats, and the rest were either election officials or unknown. Republicans are the majority of successfully prosecuted cases since 2016. The only election ever overturned due to fraud was in North Carolina’s 9th district in 2018. Local Republican Party operatives conducted fraud with absentee ballots in that case, although even after a new election the Republican candidate still won.
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Transparently an attempt to get some headline like “White House investigating over 100,000 claims of voter fraud from the 2026 election!” in order to cast doubt on any results that went against them. There will be one successful prosecution from that list and it will take years
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Example 1 of this already happening:
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Tap into the BONKUJI marketplace ❗️❗️❗️ Pull from our gacha, sell and trade for your favorite grails, and even get them shipped straight to your doorstep 👇
Exploring BONKUJI I wanted to understand how the @BONKUJI_inu marketplace works, so I decided to try it myself. I bought a Pokémon Night Wanderer Pack NFT and listed it on the marketplace. Then I waited. A few days later, someone bought it. And the USDC was credited to my BONKUJI account balance. Here's what this experience taught me: 1. A listing puts your collectible up for potential buyers to discover. 2. Your asking price doesn't guarantee a sale. Someone still has to be interested in buying it. 3. When a sale is completed, the seller can receive the proceeds through the platform's supported process. This was my first-hand experience with the BONKUJI marketplace, and seeing the balance update made the process much easier to understand. I'm learning by exploring, testing, and sharing what actually happens. Sometimes, the best way to understand a platform is to use it yourself. Have you ever sold a digital collectible onchain?
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That anyone is surprised by this is proof the population of CT has churned heavily since last cycle
1/ An investigation into @The__Solstice, top #3 social trader, and his ties to a massive bundling operation
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"Now do George Soros" Ok. Musk surpassed Soros' lifetime US campaign contributions in just 2 years
Elon's lifetime donations to corrupt politicians are soon going to exceed his lifetime donations to charity
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It's the same pretty much everywhere with rent controls. A story from Berlin:
True in Spain too. Every landlord in Madrid and Barcelona screens the renters now. This is an obvious consequence of rent control. The most vulnerable, ostensible protected by the legislation, are in fact excluded from the rental market: if you cannot be evicted for non payment, then you are too risky a renter.
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I've seen chart crimes, I've seen chart felonies, but this is a violation of the chart Geneva Convention
Good chart from this week's The Real Economy @commonplc:
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Supreme Court struck down IEEPA tariffs on February 20, 2026. The employment gains above trend shown in the chart occurred after the ruling. scotusblog.com/2026/02/suprem… fred.stlouisfed.org/series/MANEMP
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When states cut progressive taxes like property and income, they hose working people with all these nonsense taxes and fees. What Rick Jackson wants for Georgia.
Arkansas taxes do not mess around. Holy shit
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(Prostitutes sold separately)
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Just removed a whole bunch of slabs from the @BONKUJI_inu vault. From now on, my goal is to ensure that any modern card (2016 and onwards) added to the BONKUJI x Cozy gachas are psa 10 only I only want cards I’d collect myself in these gachas and I’m def a psa 10 guy 😬
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Pokemon grails added to our inventory for our $250 Pokemon Slabs❗️❗️❗️ Your favorite Pokemon grails are now available to pull on BONKUJI Gacha.
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We launched the first 5 tradable baskets on @solana $111M traded 2,2k memes launched $482k in rewards to meme holders 18k holders solana:ysPp2Bt2j2UQu2tZwtSJz7JxyrmQ8GJcNJE5NyDoS5a solana:6s2umN1sqM8mS8ERRmt9cqcFwAoWu5ofma7DN3KfFiue solana:5MQhtwFmgwZugLUaA7JRzGptrdCURormQLERHo7Av3JT solana:7V1evjzUMFi4QDK7kAntcfdr9MyYC6S5bvsUCtxX1dSJ solana:58QyXQ1UDgHh64EiTsCeevVM9cLPqBDNf3qZE6EdfUhZ Hold. Trade Launch with them on @LaunchonSF Auto-Rebalanced Which basket next? app.diversifi.trade
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Hell yeah, fuck yeah Arms race
Introducing the fastest crosschain swaps on the market. Crosschain transactions on @fomo now land in <1s. A week ago, we rolled out our own internal bridge to a small % of users. Public rollout of fomo bridge begins now.
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Alon I have an offer Give me $100,000 and a free month in Beverly Hills and I will gather you two dozen Asian twinks that have rich parents and then you can draft one of them for the next astroturf. Some of them might even actually own their luxury cars. I get to keep the rest.
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