Brandon Andrina

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My two year old pooped in the bath tub tonight and stared me in the eyes like nothing even happened. #stonecoldpooper

If my two year old had a resumé, "Smashing chips into carpet" would be his top skill.

Watching my kids wrestle is like watching two drunk guys help each other walk. It's really just a lot of awkward hugging and falling over.

My kids weren't satisfied with the "over/under" toilet paper debate so they added a new option: "whole roll in the toilet".

"Because I can't pick my nose good!" Is not a great argument for me to not cut your nails. #kids

How to eat any snack like a child. Step 1: Place snack in bowl Step 2: Carry bowl toward carpet Step 3: Pour bowl directly on to carpet

Cleaning the house while your toddler is awake is like shoveling your driveway in a blizzard.

I love my kids. But I love them the most when they're asleep.

That awkward moment when you aren't sure what somebody said so you just smile and hope it wasn't a question.

I hate it when people fish for compliments. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not pretty enough.

Rainy days make me wish I could just sleep. But. With two kids, that wish, remains a wish.

Having a chip on your shoulder can be a good thing. Especially if its a cool ranch Dorito.

Nobody wins with a headbutt.

It's funny how the negative things in your life often become the most positive.

“If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it.” - C.S. Lewis

I'm not sure it's ever too late in the day for coffee.

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