I’m a hypocrite and I love Love Island. Thats all you need to know about me.

Austin, TX
Joined March 2009
6 years ago today, Mac Miller had one of the greatest tiny desk concerts ever
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No way this is so fucking true
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Hi there, this is my son, Dracula musical from forgetting Sarah Marshall – at New York, USA
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Brew Boo retweeted
This will always be one of my favorite videos “listen I think it’s a microcosm of more serious things”
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You get: 1 hour of extra sleep You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm
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hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
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Sorry I didn’t answer, I was on Tik Tok watching someone restock their fridge and put things in clear containers for the last two hours. My bad.
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Brew Boo retweeted
Never have I ever dated a minor #LoveIsland
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My whole personality is about to be love island for the next 12 weeks prepared to be sick of me x
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love island please never let the public chose the couples again #loveisland
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Win tonight. Series over. #celtics
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Replying to @TomBrady
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motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it
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Brew Boo retweeted
sundays are cool, entire day just for fighting demons and losing
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The people’s champion.
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This video of #FreeBritney fans celebrating outside the court when Britney’s conservatorship ended actually brought me to tears.
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Happy Sunday 🥰 It is a no bones day, get the sun lamp
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