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UA 2016 Alumni 🎓, L.e.s 🌆

Joined November 2013
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We love a Happily Ever After 🤍
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Uber has some of the worst customer service @Uber @UberEats
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Fika
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Just wondering why @MTA the bus driver would not open the front door of the bus for me ( with my baby&stroller) pointed to climb the back of the bus. The bus was not full and the front seats were not full and he refused to open the door but opened the door at the next stop 🙃
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I have never understood the “I’m freshly postpartum and haven’t gotten to shower in multiple days” thing when mom has a partner that lives in the home w her and baby. Like that man rlly couldn’t hold the baby for 15 mins so you could go wash your ass…?
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me waiting for a forehead kiss 😒
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Who hates who more?
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My realtor needs to show me the place just like this 😭😭😭
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Respectfully, I don’t go above and beyond for people anymore. I meet you as far as you meet me. I speak to you as much as you speak to me. I include you as much as you include me.
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I will sniff that man like a line of coke
Do yall like smelling yall partners?
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“where is the tv remote?” the remote:
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Accepting their snoring as a lullaby
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A Series of Unfortunate Events went crazy
what was yall favorite children’s book growing up?
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Shit fucked up right now E
Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
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This is what I think of when I hear the word “gallivant”
can i come over and do this
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waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again
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Moments away from death yet made sure to get a hit in one last time
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