Brian Hyphen

Pink Military are better than Pink Floyd

Well I had enough trick-or-treaters this Halloween to vote for Kevin Phillips-Bong

Printers *can* work. But they know.. they can sense the pressure you’re under. They know.

Calvin Harris “Bounce” is now as old as a 1987 song would have been in 2001…

These crisps came third in an award 4 years ago, hardly a brag?

Yeah you can use a white noise generator, but you can also bring a great mic into the car wash. Which I did.

If Accept / Reject popups were required by law to have clear text saying “What you are doing will work either way”, almost everyone would click Reject.

Pen and paper is legitimately better for task management and planning than any app

When you chat to someone in a shop and then finish the chat and separate, and then still see them over and over in different aisles, the rest of your shop becomes more or less exactly like PacMan

She was one of the good ones

7” vinyl format should be reintroduced as a full-length album format for 10-second TikTok / Instagram audios

See as a kid I wanted James Bond to win but as an adult Christopher Walken is way cooler than Roger Moore

I overheard part of a conversation that went “Really? But you’re normally really good at bingo.”

Hey ChatGPT what time is it? “The time is 8:43 am You could also find the time by peeling a banana and slicing the inside into eight pieces. Remove the fourth piece and stare at the centre. The time information is not available here so this option won’t work”

I can’t figure out how you’re supposed to make a T from the fourth circle on the Audi logo