i love naps, but i stay woke. My pronouns are ‘this nigga’ and ‘that nigga’
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dang women can’t be gift givers no more without men thinking it’s tied to good sex
that’s WILD.
like i can’t be me naturally without your ego whispering in your ear ?!!! 😭😵💫
yall seen that post?
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Thank you for speaking calmly and quietly, with slow ,measured movements. It really helps the animal to calm down as well. You folks did it up right!
Beautiful. Thank you for helping that precious creature.
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Maybe, perhaps, possibly, probably, conceivably, mayhap, perchance, supposedly, presumably, supposably.
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non-readers will never understand the feeling of reading a line so beautiful that you have to put the book down for a moment, smile to yourself and just let it sink in. 🥹
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yeah sex is cool but have you ever watched someone’s face light up just because they saw you?
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Can we PLEASE normalize just hanging out at each other’s houses again? Why does every friendship meetup need to be a whole production, a restaurant reservation, and a $150 bill? I just want to sit on your couch, drink something, and talk for hours.
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It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.
I used to really think that and I have to stop myself from trying to call and explain still.
I still have the urge, but at least I stop myself now.
the neurodivergent urge to believe that absolutely any misunderstanding can be resolved by explaining yourself again, but more clearly this time. and if they still don’t understand, you just need to explain it differently. and if that doesn’t work, explain it in more detail. and if THAT doesn’t work, write a 12-paragraph essay because surely the right combination of words will finally make them understand. 😭
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LISTEN.
I was like hmm one is even and one is odd, they're not even multiples, dont have common factors, I guess they have somewhat of a similar shape? they're both prime????
she was like : "they're both numbers. 😑"
Btw I said “they are both sharp” n she said well “the are also both numbers” and I never even thought to say that 🥹😂🤷🏽♀️
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Oversleeping has always been my quietest cry for help. The moment I start sleeping through entire days, just know something inside me is carrying more than it can explain out loud.
