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Just a massive waste of space. Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes.

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Joined July 2011
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The loch Ness monster is just a very lost giraffe.
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This is true. The “study” is bunk, the very concept is bunk, and you are all idiots
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queer people will outlive fascism. happy pride
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Better [Comic part 1/2]
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Better [Comic part 2/2] Biting will continue until morale improves.
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sam where are you from
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‼️If you live in Charlotte County, FL please ask the Commissioners to reject a proposal on May 27 to rezone an exceptional portion of the Peace River & crucial nursery for endangered #sawfish for development. Info in letter from @SharkAdvocates, @sawfishconserv & @CoastalElasmos.
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If you cannot run your business by following simple laws, you don’t have a business, you have a racket.
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Ppl are like “oh Doom is a male power fantasy” and yes it is a power fantasy but definitely not strictly male. I don’t care who you are. A buzz saw shield, gun that shoots skulls, giant mech that punches demons to a pulp, and DRAGON MOUNT WITH LASER WINGS are fucking awesome?! – at Burbank, CA
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I just had to find a file amongst a folder of almost 500 other files. I didn't know the name and had nothing to go on. Picked at random. First try. Brb, gonna go buy lotto tickets.
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If you’re being a nice guy just for the benefit, you’re not actually a nice guy. Hope this helps.
Unfortunately there is no benefit in being a good/nice guy.
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
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