@BroImSlow

Mostly Memes, Gaming and Vintage cardboard with a side of Brain Damage!

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Joined January 2026
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I agree! A few years ago I had a brain injury that turned my life upside down (it’s why I’m slow, lol). I had to pause my career, could barely walk, and was unable to drive for over a year. The Kabuto movement was the first positive outlet I had in years, and it inspired me to start my own collection! I’ve been a Pokémon fan since I was a kid, but like most people I stepped away from it to focus on life, family, and my career. Coming back and starting my new collection was a great way to spend time with my kids and bond while I am recovering. I also got to meet tons of new friends here and have fun posting and sharing memes helps take my mind off the day to day struggles. The movement got me through some dark days and still helps me as I keep working toward recovery. Kabuto Is King! 🔴🔴
Roose the Roader
@roosetheroaderAug 25
Replying to @JohnnyCrambo
It might be following the rise of Kabuto King and the "Pokémon Kings Movement" I was going through a very rough patch of life. Working 14hour shifts every day of the week of hard labor in a horrible environment, family/mental health struggling That movement got me thru it
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Hopeless last stands hit different in Halo 😭
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 9
We are Medieval Maxing this weekend fellas!
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Bro they aren't seeing those cards again until they reach Valhalla 😭
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 24
The FBI is now investigating the theft of nearly $1 million worth of Pokemon and sports trading cards from a FedEx truck PSA confirmed 6,451 items were stolen outside its California headquarters and is working with authorities to recover them
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Kabuto King tiptoeing out to apologize to the mail worker for ordering 132 more packages this week
Kabuto King
@KabutoKing_Oct 24
New Kabutos: 72 Total Kabuto Count: 6472 Gotta catch ‘em all 👑
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This year's ugly Christmas sweater contest is already over! 🫡
We Love Pokemon
@WeLovePokemonOct 23
Enough time has passed now… Can we all agree these are ugly? 🤔
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With all these logo updates, I think we need a new NFL Blitz
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 22
The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
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Seattle Seahawks be like hold my bier.
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 22
The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
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The new Seattle Seahawks logo looks sick!
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Have they tried restarting the internet?
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Halo road kills may be the most satisfying thing in gaming history😂
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 12
Get these Biggers off my Short King's Halo Server 😤
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Fedex delivering my next Pokémon shipment
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 20
Card grading company PSA is arranging "fair market" compensation after nearly $1 million worth of trading cards were stolen from a FedEx truck Some creators fears the company will be "extremely unfair" when determining the cards' value
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I would go to Japan just to ride the Slowpoke train the Slownut's would just be a bonus 😂
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 20
A Japanese bakery is turning Pokémon into sweet treats for the franchise's 30th anniversary Mister Donut's lineup includes Pikachu, Alolan Diglett, and Slowpoke
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Kabuto King
@KabutoKing_Oct 21
Topps Chrome Sparkle Kabuto ✨ The most stunning Kabuto that exists. Only 13 copies in ANY condition graded by PSA. @island_trader1 generously sent this card for me to sign and send to @GoldinCo. 100% of proceeds will go toward supporting underprivileged youth in Key West, Florida. Exact charity distribution will be outlined soon. Will be available to bid on at @GoldinCo in the near future 👑
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I had to take a break from Halo to remind everyone that I'm @WARDOGS top medic 🫡 @T_G_Chip @bricc3dup
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 18
Late night Halo voice chats are just as weird as I remember 🫶 @T_G_Chip @bricc3dup
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Very cool but the OG is still my favorite 🤷‍♂️
Meg
@justmegOct 20
the perfect slowbro card doesnt exis-
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The local card shops came through for me this weekend! New Slowbro total 619! Slow and Steady 🫡
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 10
Does anyone have any suggestions for displaying my Slowbro collection? We are at 616 total now and it seems like a shame to just leave them in the case 🤷‍♂️
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The 12 year old population is about to skyrocket in 2027 😂
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 19
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 17
Halo players after spotting an enemy Scarab:
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 17
I think the Pelican should do a little more damage to the Scarab on Halo Reclaimer, everyone wants to be Carter 😂
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Late night Halo voice chats are just as weird as I remember 🫶 @T_G_Chip @bricc3dup
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 12
Get these Biggers off my Short King's Halo Server 😤
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BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 17
I think the Pelican should do a little more damage to the Scarab on Halo Reclaimer, everyone wants to be Carter 😂
BroImSlow
@BroImSlowOct 16
Look out for the Scarab's new Anti-Gravity Defense System! More Halo Reclaimer with @T_G_Chip and @bricc3dup
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Today we are touching sand
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