@BrofessorSnipe

Pineapple goes on pizza. Packers. I play video games on camera. Serial Rickroller. Fuck ICE

 South Dakota
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Joined August 2014
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Same shit everyone around me said about Obama
The Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHollerOct 23
Imagine being this racist on national tv
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“and Rohan will answer”
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✨no✨
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Update, second softest just happened 💀
NFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 19
We officially have a new softest roughing the passer penalty in NFL history
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Pretty sure I’m hearing shit but that little lullaby sound at the start sounded like Ain’t it Fun—OHHH
Disney Animation
@DisneyAnimationOct 12
A world of witches is calling…Disney's #Hexed is in theaters November 25

Disney's Hexed | Official Trailer | In Theaters November 25

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death angel
@angel_0f_deathxOct 13
It’s insane that Twitter used to be real people and comment sections were mostly original thoughts and not soulless fucking slop and he just ruined it all
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I didn’t care who won this game, but now I need the Bills to lose bc fuck Josh Allen for that last drive. I was 10 minutes away from being the only undefeated team in my fantasy league… He ruined it for me.
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Honestly, for a first attempt this turned out pretty cool!
🥀 Audree 🥀@DarlinSincerestOct 12
First attempt at the venom makeup let’s gooooo!! Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest
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wild bill@billienotjeaneOct 11
No no babe, we won YOUR Super Bowl lol
Tom Fornelli
@TomFornelliOct 11
Congrats to the Packers on winning their Super Bowl. We're onto next week.
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Maybe a boomer take but not enough gas stations and hardware stores have a popcorn machine anymore
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K A C E Y
@KaceyMusgravesOct 12
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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Witt@rogerwitt_Oct 7
Some stories become the adventures we live.
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Froyo Baggins 🦇@shiref0lkOct 6
Whoever releases the unredacted files and then imprisons everyone in them gets my vote.
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News to Remember
@allchronologyOct 5
Every fucking word of this. OMG share this with everyone—crying my eyes out…
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Optimistic at halftime
Asphalt Cowboy
@BrofessorSnipeOct 6
Idc who wins tonight, I just need a lot of yards and touchdowns
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Idc who wins tonight, I just need a lot of yards and touchdowns
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"healthcare is *not* a human-"
Mike Lee
@BasedMikeLee16 Oct 2025
While important, healthcare is *not* a human right
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I Played Chicken With the Train playing at the restaurant. Rare pull
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They don’t make em like they used to
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