The Wrangler

JUST IN: This whole summit was misinformation. The *really REALLY REALLY real* Summit on Human Dignity starts March 13th showcasing the capabilities of AI and Brophy Administration’s integration of BroncoGPT into all school issued devices.

JUST IN: This whole summit was misinformation. The *really REALLY real* Summit on Human Dignity starts March 13th showcasing how making contact with extraterrestrial creatures can benefit all of humanity.

JUST IN: This whole summit was misinformation. The *real REAL* Summit on Human Dignity starts March 13th showcasing the precarious land sharks sit on. Are they animals worth saving or natural born killers of mankind?

JUST IN: This whole summit was misinformation. The *real* Summit on Human Dignity starts March 13th showcasing how modern-day advancements are changing our meals for the worse.

After a 9-game losing streak and disappointment of ASU donors, Arizona Coyotes seek Robson Gymnasium as next home arena following eviction from Mullett Arena

Students at Hoopcoming take “Join the Stampede” literally

Entire Wrangler edition written by Chat GPT, readership skyrockets

Brophy Administration warns printing and using counterfeit drink refill stickers a JUG-worthy offense after launching over 200 investigations.

The Roundup creates Roundle. The Wrangler responds with Wrangle. Survey shows 100% (1/1) student(s) prefer Wrangle over Roundle.

Brophy Administration announces everything now free at Corral until end of school day

Student tries to submit his boredape as graphic design project, Mr. Davis gladly accepts

Mr. Garner drops new album featuring singles "2 Ways to Write your Roots" and "Essential Exponential”

Brophy maintenance hears barking and growling coming from K26; sophomores locked in “The Cage” for an entire block period.

During first week of block schedule, freshman in Ceramics creates 10-foot statue in one class period: “I had a lot of time on my hands.”

Brophy Administration releases new “H Day” schedule: “H”ow many minutes can we shave off lunch this time?

The Brophy car auction is back! Students are now able to bid on a classic 1996 North Pole Sleigh fitted with all the (literal) bells and whistles and even flying reindeer!

BREAKING: Rumor that using the Konami Code in Lockdown Browser allows you to use other applications during your final exams

Eller Staircase 1 exit to McCain Colonnade reportedly gridlocks more than Camelback Rd at 19th Ave

Brophy Hall loses air conditioning for a week; building stays below sub antarctic temperatures

Freshman begins to understand the art of doing homework in the car