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Had Jesus wanted to be co-opted by wealthy republicans he would have had "The Last Brunch"....
Come on people. Trump was talking about dating. "If you take out LA or SD it's a small price to pay." Apparently Iran will reopen Hormuz if you take either city to dinner and a movie... #TrumpIsTheKingOfLies #TrumpianFascism #Midterm_Elections
When politics devolves into thirty-second soundbites, manufactured grievance, and viral dance routines, staying home feels like the path of least resistance. But cynicism is exactly what allows the circus to stay open. Midterms decide the actual levers of everyday governance...
If any lake should have it's named changed it's Kari Lake. #lakeamerica
Iran should name Hormuz the 'Strait of Ontario' and really screw with his head. #lakeontario #lakeamerica #TrumpThe2020Loser
Rumors now say Natalie Harp may be the end of Trump's presidency. Which may explain why they are practicing all those 'happy endings". #natalieharp
Looks like Trump's "aide" Natalie will be trending. I think her appeal is Natalie is as close to "Not a lie" as he will ever get. #natalie #trumpaide #melania #TrumpsIllegalWar #dumpTrump
Collateral damage is the military-industrial complex’s most despicable euphemism. Terms like surgical strike and acceptable losses are designed to sanitize the unspeakable, draining tragedy of its humanity to transform the death of innocents into mere bureaucratic footnotes.
