I'm shaving my chest tomorrow

As a statistics major in college, I'm obsessed with this gay boy keeping me informed on the polls, politics, etc.

Had to take 4 days off the gym cause now that I'm 30 my back decides to randomly start hurting when it feels like it

Meanwhile Mass Effect 2 is one of the greatest games to ever come out of EA

I've seen Sherry perform and she's absolutely fucking hilarious, most of y'all would simply not survive an NYC drag show

Some of these "I've never been happier" confessions... maybe we all need to know a little less about each other.

Maybe this is cope but I genuinely think Im better looking in person than I am in photos and idk what to do about that.

Fine I give in

My goal for the rest of the year is to kiss more boys. Please let me know if you are interested in helping me achieve my dreams.

I call this trying to cut, but not willing to cut out Taco Bell

Im getting those tickets

I got cat called several times on the streets of NYC last night and this may be mental illness speaking but it was exhilarating.

Some dude on the train hit me with a, "Women am I right?" And I just stared directly at him and gave him the flattest "Dude, I'm gay." His girlfriend could not stop laughing.

Panicking cause I left my mustache comb at home.

I have a confession to make: I don't own a jockstrap.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!! THAT'S RIGHT! I AM NOW 30 AND CHOPPED AND UNC! Come hang out for a big variety night of games while I break a hip probably!! twitch.tv/buffboygames

Hiii, I'm 30 now.

Happy Pectober!

Late biceptember entry