i must be rich.

🚨🌎 LIVANO COMENENCIA HAS EQUALIZED F0R CURACAO! INCREDIBLE! 🤯 Germany 1-1 Curacao. xitter.cf/chonglandk/status/2066…

🚨 Real Madrid reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Marc Cucurella. 27yo left-back joins #RMFC from #CFC for €60m - €55m fixed + €5m bonuses. Spain international’s deal done at rapid speed & now on to paperwork stage @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano nytimes.com/athletic/7325256…

So bandits called the Government and said, “ Bro, Abubakar wey we hold here since, don d!e of hypertension o" The government said okay,, no wahala make we go tell news people and him family.

Ohhh There’s Part 2! Ahhh Mustafi 🤣😂!!

Understand Bournemouth value Alex Scott at around £80m and plan to offer the midfielder a new deal. Yet Liverpool and Manchester United have Scott on their radar. Spurs also hold appreciation. Bournemouth owner Bill Foley is intent on keeping Scott with hope he'll sign a new contract, likely with a release clause. This was the case when Antoine Semenyo extended last summer.🍒

Valid crash outs from the just concluded season. Wolves 2:2 Arsenal Brentford 1:1 Arsenal The April Run.

So no updates on set pieces and Arsenal’s routines in particular? Something has to be done

🚨🇵🇹 Understand Matheus Fernandes price tag has been fixed by West Ham in a meeting with his camp: £85m. Manchester United in contact with player side, more clubs also attentive and keen. 🎥➕ youtu.be/rixEFfyflIU

If Arsenal signed Sandro Tonali tomorrow, what would be the club's strongest midfield? A) Rice – Tonali – Ødegaard B) Rice – Zubimendi – Ødegaard C) Rice – Tonali – Zubimendi I'm struggling to find a weakness in option C.

EIGHT different Premier League clubs have won a trophy over the last two seasons 🤯

The Real Definition of Total Dominance🔥🔥🔥

🚨 EXCL: Bayern Munich exploring move to sign Rio Ngumoha. 17yo Liverpool winger primary #FCBayern target for left side & aware of pursuit. No contact yet between clubs. #LFC insist not for sale + plan to strengthen attack rather than weaken @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7335728…

This guy said no to us when he could have come in 3 years ago and easily won us the league title. Now we’re champions and he’s clubless. Enjoy Turkey or Saudi Arabia my friend.