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The Moon
Joined October 2024
Asking $TSLA Investors: Do you support a merger between XAi and Tesla? 👀
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Bro's body didn't even have time to register wtf just happened 😢
这是教室里发生的恐怖一幕。由于速度太快,被害人被连捅数刀后,却完全没有意识到自己被人给捅了。 就在他站起来想看看发生了什么的时候,大量的鲜血已经从他的衣服上渗出。 而杀人的理由更是让所有人都意想不到,仅仅只是一句QQ空间的留言就被记恨多年,最后酿成惨剧。
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Elon was right. The world was watching today at the Roadster $TSLA
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If someone were to have 4-8 of the new @Tesla Roadster, could they theoretically play Rocket League in a stadium? 🚀⚽
Do a kickflip!
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"You have to see it in real life to believe it was not AI/SI" - @elonmusk
Agent was mind-blown after seeing the Tesla Roadster fly
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YOUR DREAM IS REALITY TOM 🔥
🎙️ Drop: The Roadster blasts up the ramp, flies up and off, launching upside down, rotates and floats over the Semi, Cybercab, Y, 3, and Cybertruck, then gently lands on the ground and does a quarter mile in 7 seconds. Yea... I'm dreaming
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HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS SEE THE ROADSTER FLY 🤯
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IS THIS THE SIGN OF A MERGER?? 🤘
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Asking $TSLA Investors: Where do Cybercabs go if they don't have anyone to pick up? 😅
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THERE IS RUMOR THAT $TSLA & SPACEX WILL “MERGE” ON OCTOBER 15 — DURING ROADSTER EVENT 👀 20% chance it happens this year per Kalshi !
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This can't be real in 2026.... right? 💀
The Pneumonic Plague that just escaped a lab in Russia is about 100x deadlier than COVID
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Just a reminder that @Elon said he does not support a merger between XAI and @Tesla 😂
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The amount of fake news and reposts from Tesla influencers on this is insane 😂 It's not a sign of a merger yet... 💀
Response of the Office of Mergers and Acquisitions
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Asking $TSLA Investors: How many Cybercabs do you think @Tesla will have by end of 2026? 🤔
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Asking $TSLA Investors: Do you think Tesla Semi will move the needle in @Tesla's revenue? 🤔
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What are the best stocks to buy now if you are planning for retirement? 🤔
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Bull Street Bets retweeted
Asking $TSLA Investors: Why is $TSLA stock underperforming compared to the rest of the market and Mag 7? 🤔
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Asking $TSLA Investors: Why is $TSLA stock underperforming compared to the rest of the market and Mag 7? 🤔
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Asking $TSLA Investors: When will Cybercabs produce meaningful revenue to @Tesla? 🤔
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