Hoopy frood.

Bangalore
Joined April 2009
The pun is mightier than the words.
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Funny that tapas means abstinence in India and indulgence in Spain.
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Happy VijayaRashmi to all those who celebrated yesterday.
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This Dusshera, burn your tokens on a ten-agent system.
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The great irony of new generation founders is that they only use lowercase while trying to raise capital.
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The opposition appears firm even though it's LoP sided.
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Sigh. Prannoy Roy's voice feels like finding a library in the middle of a stampede.
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Vaidehi Murthy retweeted
People circulating helpline numbers to safeguard citizens from their own government is more telling than any headline.
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Planning to sell civics text book. Subjects not important any more.
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Getting older is learning to be graysful.
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If they had dating profiles.
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Shoutout to christian weddings for acknowledging that the bride is in fact, not marrying the best man.
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Anybody offering an insurance against an ACT OF CLAUDE?
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Genghis Khan loved Tuesdays, because it was Mongol war.
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Mildly disappointed that Rahul Dravid is not at the BRICS summit.
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Ain't nobody like my DC girl.
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Do communist schools have classes?
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The way Priyanka Chopra knocks every interview out of the park, it's rather fitting that her name begins with PR.
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Taking words literally and laterally, since two decades ago.
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Who called it a seatbelt and not raksha bandhan?
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I try not to disclose my will, but it's a dead giveaway.
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