don’t stop creating magic, it’ll yield good fruit one day 👌🏾

- If Kylian Mbappe wins the Balon D’or, I’ll cook as usual - if Olise wins the Balon D’or, so many tears will flow - If Harry Kane wins the Balon D’or, I’ll complete a case study - If Lamine Yamal wins the Balon D’or, I’ll still have something to tweet about The most important thing was winning the El-Classico and avoid going 9pts behind Barcelona and we’ve achieved that brilliantly 🥰 Regardless of who wins the Balon D’or tonight, our cooking utensils are SET!!! 😎

Bruno Fernandes liked this post on IG that says: "Don't push someone loyal to the point where they stop caring about you” 🤡 He literally enjoyed seeing Man Utd fans push Cristiano Ronaldo to this point and he came out days later to say “We now play as a team”. You’re a fvcking piece of sh!t Bruno and you’ll always be a RAT 😤

After Kylian Mbappe second goal, you probably didn’t notice but it took long before the referee continued the game 🥱🫣 They went back to watch that Jude Bellingham skill hoping he slightly stepped on a Barcelona player so that they’ll have a reason to disallow the goal. It’s 2026, if you haven’t clocked Laliga referees then I feel sorry for you 😂

Jude Bellingham turned Rodri into his b!tch,he made Yinka Quadri realize the difference between Real Madrid and Celta Vigo 😎 You may not like my boy but you can’t deny his impact on and off the ball. Until the end Jude 🫶🏾❤️

while we’re thanking Jude Bellingham for that brilliant skill and Camavinga amazing assist to Kylian Mbappe, let’s not forget how Arda Guler laid that pass brilliantly 👏🏾💯 Pedri can’t do it, Rodri can’t do it, De jong can’t do it, so appreciate Arda Guler ❤️

you may not like my opinions on football but you’ll never deny there are some truth in it. I’ve said it before that the only reason Barcelona look “unstoppable” is cuz other Laliga clubs don’t take their games against Barcelona seriously like they do against us and referees help them. Racing Santander benched 9 out of their 11 starter against them, Manuel Pellegrini made eight changes from Real Betis midweek UCL side that won Porto cuz he wanted to play Barca. The only two big games they’ve played this season are PSG and us, they lost both. That’s not a coincidence. Just to remind you, it’s been 11yrs since Barcelona last won the UCL but they’re still regarded as the “Best Club in the World”. That’s mental illness ✌🏾❤️

Jose Mourinho when asked if midfield misses Rodri: “No. I don’t think so, Rodri is a good player but we have Tchouameni, Bernardo Silva, even Arda can play in that role better” Fast forward to Oct 25 2026, Rodri was schooled by Tchouameni, Rodri, Arda Guler, Jude Bellingham and Camavinga. I know if we had lost yesterday, you’ll see some useless Madridistas saying it’s cuz we didn’t sign Rodri 🤡 Learn to appreciate what you have and stop disgracing yourselves cuz of another club’s bajaj ✌🏾❤️

Lamine Yamal brace, Raphinha brace , Karim Adeyemi goal with Rodri 5 assists 🔥🔥 Fake Prophet supporting a fake club, wake up!!! It’s a new day

“Barcelona hijacked Rodri from Real Madrid” but Kylian Mbappe hijacked 3pts from Rodri and Barcelona 😂😂 Brothers and sisters, it’s new week, new cooking 🧑‍🍳🥰

Walai I can’t sleep!!! This win really made me happy fr cuz I can’t even imagine being 9pts behind that lousy fanbase, it’ll be terrible 😳 Thank You Bellingham, Camavinga & Kylian for that goal. I just can’t stop scrolling through the TL 🥰🥰🥰

Vinicius is the only player in the history of football to score a Hatrick in a El-Classico FINAL. Despite the fact that Brazilian legends like Ronaldinho, Neymar, Rivaldo, Ronaldo and co have played the El-Classico, He (Vini) is the Brazilian with most El-Classico goals. So, NO!!! You don’t miss Vini, you’re just looking for a silly excuse to cope. Swallow your L and go and sleep 🥱😂

- “Real Madrid can’t compete without Rodri, he’s the glue” 🤡 - “Winning El-Classico without signing Rodri will be impossible” 🤡 - “I pity any Real Madrid fans that think we’ll go anywhere without Rodri” 🤡 Fvck you Alll!!! This is the same Rodri against Jude Bellingham. Sho le seeee!! 😎

remove hate from your heart, watch this Lamine Yamal superb performance and tell me he doesn’t deserve MOTM AWARD 🫣 I hate Barcelona but I must confess, this is a Balon D’or level performance 🔥🥱

“Barcelona fans control the narratives on Football Twitter”. That’s a very rubbish talk i don’t want to be hearing cuz these guys are literally just delusional and you guys allow it cuz you don’t want to “offend them”. Imagine saying they’ll beat us 6-1 before the game even started, that’s just pure delusion not “Controlling Narrative”. They’ve not won the UCL since 2015 and you let the bully you. The earlier you start putting these guys in their place, the better 🧏🏾‍♂️💯 REAL MADRID REMAINS THE BEST CLUB IN THE WORLD 💕💕💕

- firstly, I’m glad we won and I’m really excited with how we played tonight. - Thank you Marc Cucurella, but i think it’s time to release Lamine Yamal from your pocket - I won’t lie, Tchouameni had a good game. I’m really impressed - Fede Valverde, I think we both need to sit down and talk about this RB position 🫣🥱 - Jude Bellingham messed up once and redeemed him, that’s the attitude I love ❤️ - i genuinely don’t want to blame anyone cuz we had a good win but I still don’t understand Dumfries - Thank you Arda Guler, Yan Diomande, Camavinga, Kylian Mbappe and Lunin, I love you guys. As for Jose Mourinho, I’ve said it already that I’m on your side. Until the end 🫶🏾❤️