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Byeah retweeted
seen the same thing 10x today and it’s uniquely ugly to see how quickly the GOP transfigured Charlie from a martyr to a coordinating talking point. desperate last ditch to emotionally manipulate people into vote against their own interests
Byeah retweeted
If you’re protesting and blaming *checks notes* Zohran Mamdani for the Gaza genocide you may, you just may, need to check yourself into a mental health facility.
Byeah retweeted
every time i’ve seen people argue in favor of venue’s taking merch rates, it’s been a maga person.
we have to come to terms with the fact that it’s the most cucked political movement of our lifetime, and they’ll always want the worst outcome for everyone, themselves included
I feel like this should be illegal
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This $5,000 “Trump Dividend” promise was first made in Sept. 2026. Similar prior DOGE and tariff check pledges have not been paid out. It would cost ~$1.2 trillion and require congressional approval.
pbs.org/newshour/polit…
washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/…
He's lying about this btw.
It's all ACAB until a confrontation is about to happen.
Byeah retweeted
ai music is evil and i hope the clankers know they will never write a better song than antimatter or honestly all our stuff but you get the point
Byeah retweeted
AI is planning to spend upwards of $300 million this election cycle.
The result: Congress does not regulate AI.
AI regulates Congress.
WE MUST BAN SUPER PACS.
why are they torturing this man, we have been seeing his decline for awhile now. it is both sad, and hilarious.
Byeah retweeted
Bernie Sanders has introduced a new bill that would reduce the standard US work week to 32 hours instead of 40.
If it gets fully implemented, anyone working past the 32 hour mark would get mandatory overtime pay.
Byeah retweeted
My adventuring companions watching in horror as I use my “magic barrier” like a weed whacker to shred the level one goblin bridge guard who just wanted to ask us a simple riddle
Deeply concerned that right wingers played metal gear solid and thought they were on the right side of history.
