trying to use Twitter since 2011 Avid conspiracy theorist, (take everything with a pinch of salt) - Views are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.

Joined October 2011
If you ever want to feel like a second class citizen use @prioritypasscom at @manairport. Special cordoned off cube away from any natural light for priority pass customers only. This will be my last year with priority pass. What a joke.
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Huge fire in Rochdale. Smoke for miles.
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Another @McDonaldsUK order sponsored by cold stale food and missing dips. 👏
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
🚨🚨Extended: NASA ISS FEED MUST SEE... 🚨🚨 I have no clue what I am looking at here, but NASA do they keep cutting the feed in and out. Watch the full thing, its gets weird. #ufotwitter #uapX
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I’m really surprised @altontowers allow their staff to make inside jokes and chit chat across the entire wickerman PA system. I remember when this first opened. The immersion was excellent. Themed announcement, the lot. Now we get. “Tyler, if you can lean, you can clean” 🤯
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
How to make a totally invisible plane
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
Our CEO has never been to a Coldplay concert.
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
Wow I can’t believe Epstein killed himself before realizing it was all a hoax
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
Release the Epstein files. All of them. For those of us with nothing to fear, the truth can’t come soon enough. I hate to make this about me — but the media already has.
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
Bat symbol for divorced dads
Massive Oasis drone display appears above Manchester
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
Filed under ‘Barnard Castle eye test/Prince Andrew cannot sweat’ type situations.
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Got food poisoning from @McDonaldsUK Nice 👌
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
Super congratulations to the @teslasi software & chip design teams on a successful @Robotaxi launch!! Culmination of a decade of hard work. Both the AI chip and software teams were built from scratch within Tesla.
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
Here’s my entire first Tesla Robotaxi trip from start to finish. Ten miles across south Austin. Timestamps in comments.
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𝘾𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙊𝙉 retweeted
The United States, a permanent member of the United Nations Security Council, has committed a grave violation of the UN Charter, international law and the NPT by attacking Iran's peaceful nuclear installations. The events this morning are outrageous and will have everlasting consequences. Each and every member of the UN must be alarmed over this extremely dangerous, lawless and criminal behavior. In accordance with the UN Charter and its provisions allowing a legitimate response in self-defense, Iran reserves all options to defend its sovereignty, interest, and people.
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I brought 2 gallons of @ChickfilA SunJoy in my suitcase back to the UK and it’s nearly all gone. 😩
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