A biblical stud stole my campus crush once. Not like I would’ve pulled her anyway, I’m such an ugly little goblin
Michael Eley with an efficient 23 so far tonight after an efficient 27 the other night, great start to the year for the Hampton transfer
Only down $1,700 on the craps table this trip, but we started up $1,100
I found the same prostitute as last time, but she doubled the price from then because I’ve gained 40 pounds, which I can’t afford
I threw up all over the Caesars Palace floor last night
Hall of Fame Series
Down $3,000 on the craps table.
Blacked out and slept on the street at 4 AM last night.
Turned down a prostitute only because she approached me right in front of my dad.
Mountain West Tournament
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I was uninvited to a fucking Halloween party today.
The person who uninvited me said he was doing it because 5 people had said they wouldn't go if a Dan Hurley enjoyer was going, so instead of telling them to fucking grow up, he told me not to come.
Where will this end?
My son was uninvited to a fucking student Halloween party today.
The person who uninvited him said he was doing it because 5 people had said they wouldn't go if a Zionist was going, so instead of telling them to fucking grow up, he told my son not to come.
Where will this end?
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