Lifelong Restaurant weirdo obsessed w/ DFW sports, reality tv, my pets, plants, & progress. Unfortunate Texas Dem. Views are my own.

Dallas, TX
Joined June 2013
I did it! Placed my primary votes for @jamestalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX Get out there and vote, my friends! #TeamTalarico #TexasPrimary #TurnTexasBlue
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Hey, fellow Texans. Dan Patrick said this: “I'm not going to legalize marijuana in Texas. And if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it." Just a friendly reminder you have a chance to take him up on that. Early voting is open now!
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Republican Party in 2026: not at all offended about being compared to Saddam Hussein, but dying on the hill that the WH should look like a Cheesecake Factory.
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Coop the greatest man are we even surprised anymore😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Replying to @KendrickPerkins
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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"Donald Trump has got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory." — Barack Obama
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System of a down / Sick new world 初手のPee〜Prison song、最後のSugarまで怒涛の畳み掛け 終始大合唱ですんごかった
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Feeling it today, but it was worth it. #sicknewworld #whydotheyalwayssendthepoor
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It's fucking crazy that an investigation exposing how Jared Kushner laundered billions if dollars through Azerbaijan, including payments to a warlord, a mercenary, and a hitman, isn't getting more attention.
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I got you 32🤞🏽…any # on this side tbh!!!! #1stoneeeeeeeee LETS KEEP IT GOING MY BROTHASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dallas’ iconic Granada Theater is closing after eight decades to become a spa
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Shoutout Naji Marshall
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Replying to @redditmavericks
Dwight would’ve loved this game 😔
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TEXAS MIGHT BE THE BIGGEST FINANCIAL TRAP IN AMERICA... Moved there thinking I was escaping high-tax states. No state income tax. Wide open spaces. Low cost of living. Everyone made it sound like I’d finally get to keep every dollar I earned. Then came the property tax bill. Then the homeowners insurance spike because of grid failures and hail storms. Then the toll roads, the high utility bills, and every other hidden fee that somehow costs more than New York. You save money on state income taxes, but a single property tax assessment or insurance renewal wipes out three years of savings in one check. At this point, Texas isn’t "cheap." It’s just an expensive state with a better marketing team and a bigger toll booth. PEOPLE KEEP BRAGGING ABOUT NO INCOME TAX, BUT HOW MUCH OF YOUR PAYCHECK IS ACTUALLY LEFT AFTER THE STATE TAKES IT BACK THROUGH THE BACK DOOR? 🤨
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"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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Luka trash talking Yaxel, Grimes dying laughing while the Warriors bench gets up adamantly wanting a tech 😭😭😭 Hilarious clip
LUKA DONCIC OH MY GOODNESS
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Now that reporters have confirmed right-wing groups are behind the transgender mailers and texts here in Texas, I'm seeing so many people say things like: "It doesn't matter who sent them! They still tell the truth about how Democrats want to trans our children!" And I just don't know how to have a productive conversation with someone who uses this kind of reasoning.
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I was 2 weeks old when Mitch McConnell was elected to the United States Senate. In 2 weeks, I’ll be replacing him.
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ICYMI Angel Reese dropped 30 & 10 and Alisha Gray dropped 18 & 5 last night for the dub!
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This is some “Poland attacked Germany first” false flag level stuff. Ask yourself 2 things: How stupid do the people who sent this to “student of the ___Family” think you are to think you will believe this is real, and 2nd why do a few billionaires desperately want you focused on this vs everything else happening right now. This is America. We always believe things can get better. It is who we are. If your only message is “yeah but it could be worse”, then step aside and let some leaders have a shot.
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