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Denver, CO
Joined January 2021
My new geopolitical sci-fi thriller “Omniscience” is now available at @BNBuzz @amazon and bookstore.dorrancepublishing…
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The man standing next to Donald Trump is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for urinating in his 3 year old grandson's mouth.
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They compared Bear Bachmeier to Jokic! I can see that. #BYUvsND
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If anyone sees @emmanuelmudiay let him know this is in the South Park video game. 🥳
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A senior White House official tells @pdoocy Katie ZACHARIA is “transitioning out” of the press secretary position.
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If Trump tells me to not drink or smoke then it’s probably best that I keep doing both.
BREAKING: President Trump just admitted that he has major health issues.
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Recently I asked my doctor to give me cognitive test because I’m 80. I was able to identify animals correctly, read a clock’s time, answer simple math problems and pick out triangles and squares. I managed to get all 30 test questions right, just as the 7-year-old boy before me.
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Late stage MAGA is so disgusting and unrecognizable to me, and I find this shocking as one who attended more Trump rallies than I can count. A woman with a “Release The Epstein Files” shirt stands at a Trump rally shouting at Trump to release the Epstein files and gets physically beaten by the MAGA men around her, who probably call themselves Christians. Then our obese President makes fun of her calling her “fat” and “him” claiming she’s a paid protestor. She got thrown out and the men who attacked her got to stay. MAGA rallies used to be filled with people who agreed with releasing the Epstein files, defended women, and would step in if a woman was attacked. Now the dying remnant of MAGA is made up of people who emulate their cult leader. Attacking women, making fun of their looks, and turning on the victims of the elites. It’s a cult, an ugly grotesque cult that does not display Christian values because the cult leader himself is not a Christian even though the vast majority who attend his rallies would identify as Christian. Know them by their fruit. The fruit is rotten. Because the cult leader himself is a wolf in sheep’s clothing who has led the flock astray.
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GOP Rep Lauren Boebert made a series of new, factually unsubstantiated claims against Democrat Eileen Laubacher in the 9NEWS #CO4 debate Monday night
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RIP RJ👼 I love you and I'll miss you little brother 🫶
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Is this really the preseason? 😯
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Jokić strikes again. The guy is otherworldly.
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Steve Nash breaks down Nikola Jokic's pass "I don't know that there's anyone else in the history of the game that can make that pass."
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President Trump: "I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap."
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Cam Johnson trying the Jokic pass 🃏👀
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Don’t worry Ana, we’re all excited for James Bond!
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Sixers fans back to their annual humiliation ritual of pretending Embiid is in the same tier as Jokic
jokkkic did this yesterday and they called it “the pass that changed basketball”
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There’s no way Victor is winning in November. Right? 😥
NEW: GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx told backers on a Zoom call last night that he doesn't regret slamming his wife into a door to teach her a lesson about self-defense. "I'd do it again," Marx said. Marx says she fake cried and physicality is just the nature of their relationship.
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Jokic pretending to push DeRozan in front of Ralphie 😂
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NEW: GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx has been fined $57,647 for campaign finance violations, the largest such fine in state history. A hearing officer ruled that the Marx campaign intentionally took illegal contributions, writing: "the scale of the violations are without precedent."
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