#amwriting Movie, literature, comic & food lover/maker Founder @Tellworthy. Co-Founder @FugitivePoems Keep your electric eye on me, babe.

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Joined March 2009
Very honored to have my short story #TheNest included in this amazing first issue of the #horror magazine, The Bleeding Margin! Full of excellent stories, art and poetry, this is a must have for horror fans. And my story is MESSED UP. amazon.com/Bleeding-Margin-I…
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Listen, @Microsoft . I'm f**kin' old. Almost 50. You can't just f**king take Publisher away. I can't figure out how the hell to use Designer. You want me to go to @canva? Well, you're lucky. I don't understand that either. I just wanna make a f**king cover for my f**king zine!
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Well, @Microsoft, you lose. I figured out f**kin @canva .
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Christian De Matteo retweeted
Replying to @OtterBox
@OtterBox your commuter cases are the only ones I've trusted for the last decade. But please, PLEASE, help a girl out and make some girly colors too!!! Like soft, pretty pastels. There is so much on the color wheel beyond an offensive HOT PINK and gray/blue/black combos 😭
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Got a jee short story published! "The Hopper Job," a nasty, twisty 1940s noir is available on Amazon in the Midnight Madness anthology, beside a bunch of other great, messed up stories. Check it out here! a.co/d/0e1qB8Qu
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Christian De Matteo retweeted
Our co-founder @CDMetc has a twisty, nasty 1940s noir story in the Midnight Madness anthology! Get yours here if you like f'ed stories... and we know you do!: a.co/d/0e1qB8Qu
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TONIGHT!!! THURSDAY 8 PM EST - Meet Keisha... AND THE GHOULS TRYING EAT HER! @GregAndElysee and @heyyej_ sink their teeth into the show talking the gloriously gory resurrection of #horror #comics. Jump in the comments! youtube.com/live/W9ktlKQQPPc…
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THURSDAY - TOMORROW - 8 PM EST! @GregAndElysee brings us HIS GHOULS and KEISHA to kick their asses! Talking the return of #horror #indie #comics, #tattoos and creating wild things. Jump in the comments. youtube.com/live/W9ktlKQQPPc…
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Christian De Matteo retweeted
I’ve never publicly endorsed a political candidate nor commented on a ballot measure, but enough is enough. I’m voting “NO.” Please join me.
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Christian De Matteo retweeted
Since many are discussing THE DEVILS and Oliver Reed's overall gigantic personality, it should be gloriously noted he died of a heart attack on his day off while in the middle of filming GLADIATOR after being challenged to a drinking contest in a local pub by a group of sailors. He reportedly drank roughly 10 pints of Lager, 12 shots of Rum, half bottle of Whiskey, washing it all down with sips of Cognac. He was 61-years-old. His last words to the paramedics just moments before he died were, "I simply had a few drinks with new friends."
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Just got the single greatest rejection of my career. They clearly got my brand.
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My latest publication is here and you can read it for free! The neo-noir #crime story, violent, profane and darkly funny "Panic at Shakes"! Hope you dig it! #writing #noir theyardcrimeblog.com/2026/10…
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THURSDAY - TODAY - 8 PM. Imagine your ghost stuck to your own zombie body. Imagine a winged vampire giving you those come-hither eyes. Imagine a badass bee guns akimbo. Get all that and more tonight with @markobridge & LIFE ON SATURN. Jump in the comments! youtube.com/live/PqiGf1SqT5I…
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THURSDAY 8 PM EST - LIFE ON SATURN & @markobridge jump on "The Art Will Not Be Changing!" with me talking Zombie Ghosts, Vampires, Killer Bee Hitmen & all the classic insanity whipped up just for you. Jump in the comments for a damn good time! youtube.com/live/PqiGf1SqT5I…
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Love old-school noir, double-crosses, and dark fiction? @CDMetc's @uncharted_mag_ Noir Challenge-shortlisted story “The Hopper Job” is in MIDNIGHT MADNESS, from WordCrafter Press & Kaye Lynne Booth! Order your copy on Amazon & dive into the darkness! a.co/d/0hx5bBTa
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Love old-school noir, double-crosses, and dark fiction? My Uncharted Noir Challenge-shortlisted story “The Hopper Job” is in MIDNIGHT MADNESS, from WordCrafter Press & editor Kaye Lynne Booth! Order your copy on Amazon, and dive into the darkness! a.co/d/0hx5bBTa
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TONIGHT - THURSDAY 8 PM EST - @heyyej_ waves his wand around on "The Art Will Not Be Changing!" Our favorite stand-up comic and sit-down writer talks smashing Kickstarter and hot witches! Get in the comments! youtube.com/live/35jZBSGkhVA…
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Christian De Matteo retweeted
It's that time of year where we need to once again celebrate one of Norm MacDonald's greatest jokes: “In my opinion, if you're going to fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be this nation’s haunted houses." There will never be another one like Norm.
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