Tech guy, Porsche Fan, and Family man. Living the dream or in a dream. T1D Looper. UFO/UAP thinker.
Rogue River, OR
Joined November 2010
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Christoph retweeted
Security called me at 6:12 AM today.
"Patch every PHP server immediately."
I asked what happened.
"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."
Cool.
How many PHP servers do we have?
According to inventory: 12
According to reality:
Nobody knows.
We found one running WordPress.
Three running old internal tools.
One under someone's desk.
Two inside vendor appliances.
A forgotten employee directory from 2016.
And a server named:
PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH
Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.
Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.
I asked who owned it.
The documentation said:
BRIAN.
Brian left in 2019.
We called Brian.
He said:
"Oh wow, that's still running?"
Excellent.
By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.
CEO:
"Can hackers actually get in?"
Security:
"Potentially yes."
CEO:
"Without a password?"
Security:
"Yes."
CEO:
"Then why do WE need passwords?"
Not the lesson.
Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.
Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.
Finance asked for a cost comparison.
At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.
Marketing refused.
"Our campaign is live."
So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.
We finally patched everything we could find.
Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.
Hostname:
TEMP-PHP-2014
Uptime:
4,512 days.
Nobody knows what it does.
Nobody owns it.
Nobody can shut it down.
But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.
Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.
It is running PHP 5.4.
The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.
The emergency patch took four hours.
Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.
The internet isn't held together with code.
It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.
Christoph retweeted
#IMSA - Here are the #Porsche #911GT3R results from @IMSA GTD Pro qualifying @RoadAtlanta ⬇️
P5 - #77 @AORacingUSA
P6 - #911 #Manthey
Let's get ready for GTP quali with a total of three #Porsche963. Session goes green at 15:20 local (21:20 CEST)
Christoph retweeted
OPORDER
NATURE CLEAN UP
Objective: Clean up nature near mineral WA.
Due to the amount of trash i have been finding lately, I am calling up a work party to go clean some of my favorite spots out in the hills. Hopefully this will kick start many more, as there is multiple places i would love to clean up. Yes i know our tax dollars “should” be fixing this. But it’s not. So i am doing it myself, and you are welcome to join me. If no one shows, i am still going because i want my nature clean. 🫡
Activity: We are going to walk approximately 4 miles and pick up trash at known locations that have been destroyed.
Link up: Elbe Gas station
Date: This Saturday, 19 SEP
Link time: 1100
End time 🤷🏻♂️
What to bring:
-Camelbak with water
-Snacks
-Multiple pairs of gloves (Blue surgical gloves will be provided)
-TRUCKS, WE NEED MEN WITH TRUCKS.
-Hella trash bags, bring as many as you can!
Weather: looks sunny and mid 70s
Christoph retweeted
#PorscheMotorsport - The high-revving 4.0-litre six-cylinder boxer engine of the brand-new #Porsche #911Challenge is largely derived from the production car but delivers a maximum power output of 379 kW (515 PS) at 8,500 revs per minute. Maximum revs are 9,000 rpm.
#Raceborn
Christoph retweeted
Crater Lake is awesome .. I wish I knew this shit before I went!
I always thought Crater Lake was basically a beautiful blue lake sitting inside an old volcano...but what is hiding underneath it is insane.
Nearly 2,000 feet below the surface is an entire buried volcanic world with submerged cones, old lava fields, collapsed walls and hydrothermal vents still releasing heat. One hidden cone rises roughly 1,400 feet from the lake floor and still never reaches the surface.
Even Wizard Island is weird because only about two percent of the volcano is visible above the water. The rest drops all the way down into the flooded remains of Mount Mazama, which collapsed after one of the largest eruptions North America has seen in the last 10,000 years.
Scientists found thick yellow gold bacterial mats surviving in total darkness by feeding on chemicals rising through the lake floor, with worms and tiny crustaceans living around them.
There are places where the water inside those mats is far warmer than the freezing lake around them, proving heat is still moving up from below. Mount Mazama is dormant, not extinct, and the next eruption would most likely happen beneath the lake where the last one did.
🤖 Made with AI
Christoph retweeted
Trump’s Brief on Alien-Human Hybrids, Mass UFO incursions at nuclear sites across the country and deep investigations into Naval Antigravity Technology. A very normal, run of the mill conversation with the great Congressman Eric Burlison (@EricBurlison)
Christoph retweeted
🚨Joe Rogan and Chase Hughes Discussing Dream State, Consciousness and the Fabric of Reality
Chase: "Let's say you're in a dream right now and I'm just here in your dream. We're chilling out, hanging out. And let's say you don't know it's a dream yet. And I look over and I say like, "What is that UFO spaceship over there? How far is that from your face right now?" And you look over at that flying saucer thing."
"You'd be like, "Oh, it's eight 8 feet or something like that." But then if I if you know it's a dream and I ask you how far is it, you're still going to say, "Oh, it's 8 feet." And then I ask, "What is it made out of?" You're going to say, "Oh, it's aluminum." Or, you know, whatever that thing's made out of. But there's no aluminum in your brain, right? So like, and then I ask again like what is it made out of? And you eventually you'll get to a place where you say it's made out of me. It's made out of consciousness."
A brilliant metaphor from Chase Hughes. Very interesting episode, discussing DMT, consciousness and reality.
Source:
youtube.com/watch?v=OVXli9Yk…
#ufotwitter #uapX
Christoph retweeted
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Christoph retweeted
Psychic children were supposedly taught to access their subconscious minds so they could move their consciousness out of their bodies into any object they wanted to according to whistleblower.
"They were more interested with getting me to subconsciously believe that awareness is essentially the substrate of this entire universe."
"Instead of trying to remote view into a room, there was subconscious training to help me understand that my awareness could become the door."
"I could become the room. I could become the filing cabinet where the documents are in and then extract the information that way."
"It was a lot less viewing. It was a lot more manipulating your own awareness to become the things that we see in the universe."
"You can port your own awareness into what we think of as even inanimate unconscious objects."
Full interview with Jordan Jozak out now.
Christoph retweeted
A Boeing 737 crew departing Houston Hobby encountered a large metallic spheroid at 14,000 feet. ATC told them to level off, warning of an unidentified target that had been "popping up all day."
The First Officer, a retired F-18 pilot, estimated the object was roughly 737-sized.
