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Trust the process.

Joined July 2015
Good morning and fuck Enzo Maresca.
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Chelshit gotta sign Josh King. Cole Palmer ain’t taking life seriously anymore.
"I couldn't turn down the call" 🗣️ Josh King provides an injury update after being called up to England's senior men's squad 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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We can still win this. Estevao, Quenda and Welbeck/Emegha for Neto, Henderson and Palesta. All in. Gotta apply pressure kn the low block.
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Our Belgians best players on the pitch.
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Fofana worst half I have ever witnessed from a professional football player.
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Emegha is left footed and he shot that penalty with his right. Chelshit at its finest.
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Join Liverpool @AlexScott_7. You don’t wanna play with these bozos.
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Fofana biggest flop of the Clearlake era. Pack your ass back to Marseille @Wesley_Fofana3
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We are cursed. Always our most crucial players get injured. Never the useless ones.
🚨 Lacroix has gone down off the ball holding his hamstring.
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That famous Chelsea walk around the city before we lose again.
Chelsea head out for a walk around Liverpool. 🔵
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We won against this Barcelona & Hove Albion super team.
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Played two seasons with Palmer, how did you not learn it from him? Better late than never I guess 😂 @pedrolneto7
🚨 Neto: “These finishes come from my new national coach in Portugal, he says when in front of goal you need to pass it into the net” (@footballontnt)
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Xabi knows ball. #MyGaffer
As I always said, Acheampong is better as a RB for the short term. He’s too error prone and lacks concentration. Long term he is a CB but needs one or two season starting regularly there. Still a lot to learn.
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Replying to @CFCPys
Thank god Cucurella left Chelsea. He thinks he’s world class for having one good season. He was trash last season. Madrid fans will hate him by Christmas.
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Penders debut clean sheet. Light work for baby Courtois.
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Massive three points. Thank you @pedrolneto7 💙
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This is Welbeck’s game. Sub him on and he’ll score the winner.
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Why do all bald referees hate Chelsea?
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Bitcoin 2011
🇬🇷🥶 Greece will 𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗞 so much in the next EUROs.
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Every player we sign turns into a flop, and every player we miss ends up being a hit. The moment we missed out on Jacquet, you just knew he was going to become a star. I’m so done with this sport.
What. The. Fuck. Have. We. Signed.
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This pussy is always complaining and picking fights, yet the media constantly portrays him as “classy.” He turned an entire country against a 22-year-old who didn’t even play in the match. Fucking prick.
🚨🫵🏽 Jude Bellingham against the referee at full time: “Two red cards! Two!”. @postunited — oscarolleroo on IG 📸
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