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Blood is blue💙 @Chelseafc @lost_b_oy

Joined October 2019
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You know what’s crazy. If the World Cup didn’t expose this brother, Brentford would have sold him for more than €100m😂
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My disastrous signing vs your alternative😭
£117M for Morgan Rogers Chelsea football club just saved us from another disastrous signing.
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For the slow arsenal fans in the replies😂 @grok are these stats fake?
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How do I explain to my future kids that goal won the Puskas over this masterpiece?
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Under 37 minutes 4 goals!!!!!
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I’ve noticed something about La Liga fans. They’re always talking about the Premier League. EPL this, EPL that. Every single discussion somehow ends up being about English football. Does La Liga actually have anything going on outside Barcelona and Real Madrid? Because you’d think Sevilla, Levante, Real Sociedad, Valencia and the rest of those clubs don’t even exist. Two clubs carry the conversation, and their fans spend the rest of their time monitoring another country’s league. Imagine claiming you watch the superior league but can’t go five minutes without bringing up the league you’re supposedly better than. 😂 At this point, the Premier League is living rent-free in La Liga’s head. Maybe the farmers’ league jokes aren’t hurting as much as we thought.
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Chelsea are getting revenge on EVERY team that beat them last season: 1. Bournemouth ✅ 2. Brighton ✅ 3. Everton ✅ 4. Manchester United ✅ 5. Fulham ✅ Xabi Alonso isn't here to play games. He's coming for the entire league. Sunderland will be next...
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How do I explain to my future kids that goal won the Puskas over this masterpiece?
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They want to bin the PFA player of the year?😭 what happened to 21 assists?
manchester united players keep/sell poll below. #mufc
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Arsenal and Premier League referees in the dressing room after every game
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“140 likes isn’t much” imagine 140 years without a single ucl title.
“11 likes isn’t much” imagine 11 years without a single ucl title
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Everything we do this week should be aligned with God's will. Amen 🙏🏽
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A few months ago, I was thinking Levi Colwill was to be the John Terry of our current defence. I never thought of Josh Acheompong at all. First forward, right now he's our best defender. Bro doesn't even care that he's paired with Wesley Fofana, he always gets his job done.
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You think we do score normal goals like you do against Hollywood background crews? To all of you asking "can Ronaldo score that"? We're 41 btw, and we're doing it in our of the most technically intense League. None of Messi's 938 goals is beating this.
One thing about Messi fans is that, they are too good at glazing mid performances. Look at this normal goal they're hyping. If Tinubu pays those people for campaign, they'll still find ways to convince people that Tinubu is doing well for Nigeria
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Injury is fuvking bad
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Remember when Chelsea signed him. They said we’ve signed another mid, now they want him😂
Diego Moreira really cooked inter with a beautiful goal and two assists. His next destination should be at the Emirates
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Chelsea’s second choice goalkeeper just dropped the premier league save of the month! We used to employ Sanchez 😭
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Allow the manager to work and you’ll see progress. It’s not hard to understand, but spoilt Chelsea fans expect Alonso to turn a team that finished 10th last season and went months without scoring into the Invincibles.
Chelsea before the intl break in the PL: 5 games- Goals scored : 10 Goals conceded : 12 xG conceded : 8.82 Clean Sheets : 0 Chelsea after the intl break in the PL: 4 games- Goals scored : 9 Goals conceded : 3 xG conceded : 3.72 Clean Sheets : 2 If you don't see improvements, football is not for you
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I really cannot wait for Alonso to start featuring Estevão regularly so we can all see that he isn't the second coming of Messi, because at this point, that's exactly how some of us are treating him. We've become so obsessed with Estevão not getting enough playing time that we've convinced ourselves his absence is the reason we're struggling on the pitch. We're forgetting that scoring goals isn't our biggest problem. We have 17 goals in the Premier League, with only Man City and Brighton scoring more across the entire league. Our real problem is defensively, and the manager is doing everything he can to add more legs and stability to the defence. But no, instead of understanding that, we're being selfish and inconsiderate because we desperately want Estevão to start. Absolutely crazy!
Replying to @CFC_Mikeeeee
Professional rewrite: As Chelsea FC supporters, we have observed several managers in recent years. Estêvão has featured in matches we have all seen, including against Barcelona, where he demonstrated clear quality. There is no justification for a stubborn approach from the manager. Continued failure to give him appropriate opportunities could ultimately cost the manager his position if the necessary adjustments are not made. The excuses being offered are baseless. What is the issue with Brazilian players? This mirrors the same pattern observed during his time at Real Madrid.
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Dance if you’re in a relegation battle Manchester United:
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More pain to come 😂 unless they tell us mbeumo real age 😭
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