London, England
Joined August 2023
How on earth aren’t you standing up to shake someone’s hand? 🤢
Meeting the squad for the first time 👏
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Our tax money is being spent on the police force collecting “intelligence” on 15 year olds having a little scrap with another group of 15 year olds. Aren’t there bigger problems?
Face of football hooliganism in 2026 SMH 🤦🏻‍♂️
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🤖 Made with AI
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Is this the worst flag we’ve ever seen at Chelsea?
New season, new flag, debut at Arsenal away🫠🔵 UTC.
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Chelsea fans are celebrating profits which ain’t going to their pockets again.
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ON THIS DAY 1984: A Mass invasion of Chelsea at Arsenal #CFC @Oldskoolawayday
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Took just 14 minutes to state the obvious once again last night …. Get this done ⏰⏳ @ChelseaFC
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“No good away ends since Covid”
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For a good lad , someone sort him 🤞🏻
Any last mins Fulham, can help with Arsenal, Brentford Away or united home. Rts appreciated. @FaceValueCFC @CFCTickets4Sale @CFC_FV_Tickets
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No way 🤣🤣🤣🤣 these lot sold their soul for a league title
How embarrassing #AFC
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After spare Fulham, can return favour later on in the season. Rts appreciated. @FaceValueCFC @CFC_FV_Tickets
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STH on cup scheme need to buy Luton ourselves because the club have fucked up the automatic payment processing 🤣🤣 can’t make it up
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Club shop FC, looks like a US pre season tour game 🫠😂
Haaaa 😜😜😜❤️❤️⚽️⚽️⚽️🥂🥂🥂
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Why’s this tweet being shown to absolute spastics?
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Day ruined
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It's bigger than football. 💙🤍 We're wishing everyone celebrating in our city this weekend an amazing @PrideBrighton! 🥳
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Class vs culture
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🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Arsenal would not break any record if they win the Champions League with just 6 goals conceded. In 2020/21 there was Chelsea who won the Champions League with just 4 goals conceded! 💫
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New copium just dropped 🚨 Waiting 22 years to lift the title infront of 600 fans at selhurst park is already meady aesthetics Their Fans will have to fake they aren’t depressed at the Parade 18 hours after losing to Doue 89’ in UCL final Scouted North London Weather forecast on parade day and it’s telling me cloudy grey skies with Rain all day
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