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Goodbye goat. Maybe in another life you would have been our Ashley Cole Regen💔
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League used to have Robbo x Arnold and Chilwell x James nowadays its just dark
Prime Reece James & Ben Chilwell 🤩 Analysis by Joe Cole (November 2021)
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Rico Lewis starts for England's U21 in their friendly against Portugal U21 against Portugal U21
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Hot math professor was talking about some "derivatives will be on the final exam"
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BREAKING 🚨💣: Jorrel Hato has nominated himself as a potential replacement for NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang.
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Chest has been hurting all day
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Cole Palmer is one of Four players [Groß, Cherki, Fernandes] to be Top 20 for Goals, Assists and Chances Created in the 26/27 Premier League season so far. He is also the only player to be top 20 for Goals, Assists, chances created and Dribbles in the Premier League.
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People don’t understand how important this Alex Scott signing is gonna be. We’ve got Palmer doing CM slave shifts in and out of possession rn cuz no one else can and he’s a genius so he can do it to best itl level. But once we can get him out of that role and back to SS…
Cole Palmer is the Premier League's most elite player at receiving the ball on the half-turn ✨ He ranks 1st in the league for Receptions Opening the Body (95) and Receptions Opening the Body to Goal (65). He is also the league's top playmaker when penetrating the final third ranking 1st with 8 Passes into a Half-Chance and 8 Ball Carries Breaking a Line of Defense. #CFC
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Cole Palmer is the Premier League's most elite player at receiving the ball on the half-turn ✨ He ranks 1st in the league for Receptions Opening the Body (95) and Receptions Opening the Body to Goal (65). He is also the league's top playmaker when penetrating the final third ranking 1st with 8 Passes into a Half-Chance and 8 Ball Carries Breaking a Line of Defense. #CFC
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Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk please give me my account back
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"In Loving Memory of RicoLewis82SZN" (2015-2026) 🩵🤍 Join us to honor the life of a bright spirit who touched us all. Family and friends are invited to a service celebrating his memory on Wednesday, November 18th at 11:00 AM. Location details will be shared privately.
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Took a shower with my 38 year old TA and now I see why my dad has been cheating on my mom with her
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No Premier League player has created more chances from Open play than Cole Palmer [20] in the 2026/27 season so far. 90% of his chances created have come from open play.
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Accidentally put rat poison in my economics teacher's matcha.
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if you tell them cole is playing much deeper and thats why his g/a will look worse they'll kill you and say cole is just washed and sucks 🫪
Cole Palmer 23/24 vs Cole Palmer 26/27 (@echo9stats) #CFC Cole Palmer playing deeper this season and tasked with progression whilst in 23/24 he was playing much closer to goal.
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Cole Palmer 23/24 vs Cole Palmer 26/27 (@echo9stats) #CFC Cole Palmer playing deeper this season and tasked with progression whilst in 23/24 he was playing much closer to goal.
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Mason Mount at the Bernabéu ✨ #UCL
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He doesn't even take set pieces btw We're not creating like a Top-5 side & so much of that creative burden falls on Palmer, whom according to the stats is also one of our main ball progressors. I get the high standards, but the criticism he's getting is a bit overblown.
Cole Palmer's 22 chances created for Chelsea is 21.6% of Chelsea total chances created [102], it is the second most for any side currently in the Premier League's Top 5. It is also the most for a traditional top 6 Premier League club.
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Cole Palmer's 22 chances created for Chelsea is 21.6% of Chelsea total chances created [102], it is the second most for any side currently in the Premier League's Top 5. It is also the most for a traditional top 6 Premier League club.
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Got invited to Xabi Alonso assassination gc
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