@CFCsquid

Relationship || unfiltered takes || Humor

 50 Miles From Nowhere
Joined August 2022
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The barber nearly run mad 😂
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Olamide Lawal
@ibrox2345h
Person wey suppose show me way don tell me say I go first be errand boy for like one year before e put me on. Omo, I no even sabi wetin to talk. 🥲
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Flenjo⭕
@jordan2sharp4h
Once I notice you don't like watching or playing football as a guy, I will start suspecting you. 👀
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Dejavu
@IamDejavuKel4h
You ever meet the love of your life and then boom meet another.
Dejavu
@IamDejavuKel5h
If I cheat, don’t cheat back. Hear my words not my actions.
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@CFCsquid10h
That was close! 😳.. Why do people risk their lives like this?
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Joy✨🎀
@nomindthem8h
Do men ever look at another man and think, Damn, his dick is bigger than mine, the same way women compare boobs?
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Joy✨🎀
@nomindthem7h
Women are so easy to love. Give her money, more money and a good d!ck then watch her treat you like a king you're. But Nigerian men will do everything except what works.
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great_guy99
@Ruffyking0019h
Davido, fakest nigga on earth. He first observe the surrounding if the camera dey then he move along to humiliate the honorable lol. That’s honorable Ibrahim btw
RUTH 🇨🇦
@it_Rutie15h
Davido see this guy spraying naira for Zlatan’s wedding, see as he quickly tell am make he shift. 😭😂
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Stikesh 7
@Stikesh39h
Na your investment today go determine if na draft or golf you go dey play for old age.
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Jenny 😇
@Jennyperrys79h
Do women get turned on by seeing a naked man the same way men do when they see a naked woman?
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Tiwish
@Tiwish_Gbb9h
Behind every growing brand is a lot of work nobody sees. The research. The failed attempts. The unanswered messages. The content that gets little attention. Keep building even when the results are quiet. Consistency compounds. 🧱
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Cold Lacasara inside Lagos traffic. Good old days
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@ArakunrinOgbo16h
This will always goes well along with one special drink Which drink is that pls ?????
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PULCH 💕
@black_presh_9h
Your first mistake in life as a woman is to assume a man doesn't know what he is doing. 🙂‍↕️
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@b0yaviator9h
Your first mistake in life as a man is to assume a woman doesn't know what she is doing.
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I pray we fix this country make the next generation no follow us shout “UP NEPA” …because this is becoming a curse at this point 😪💔
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Làvii ⚽️
@cluvern169h
if u see this & scroll
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Tilo📞
@Mobility289h
Once congregation Stop giving too much in the church most of these pastors will shut down definitely
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Nathan🎱@FCBnatee9h
Then one fool will come out and say he's a Barcelona fan but Ronaldo is his GOAT. Onkr
El Forlán 🇹🇷
@ElForlan200612h
But how did Lionel Messi keep carrying Barcelona on his back all those years?
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@b0yaviator9h
Your first mistake in life as a man is to assume a woman doesn't know what she is doing.
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𝐉𝐏
@Jpsaviour9h
When VDM was talking about zlatan nobody complained Now zlatan drop a snippet mentioning "Vincent" and everyone is going crazy How do you all know he is referring to VDM abi na only him dey answer "Vincent"
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If two pilots meet in the sky, is it possible to do a quick race ?
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Bityum 💫💎
@bishamsabsalom510h
Be like nobody dey chase followers for this app again.
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