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amazing how it took boomers decades to get a grasp on shit like 'sending a text' and 'using microsoft word', but they picked up on AI almost immediately
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top 5 funniest literary moments i've ever read
- That part in DFW's Infinite Jest where a woman with an artificial heart she kept in a purse was mugged by a drug addict in a cocktail dress, and she yelled out, "Stop her! She stole my heart!" and nobody did anything.
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I hate this stupid fucking thing so fucking much. it absolutely nukes my self-confidence and ability to enjoy (or even just put) myself in social situations. it is hugely detrimental to the one indoor social hobby I have and love (singing in a choir). but the risk reward of “maybe get your immune system permanently damaged or some shit we don’t even know yet” vs “look stupid” is too hard for me to willfully ignore. so fucking obnoxious.
“Why would he give out this advice when he himself doesn’t even follow it?” boy do I have an essay for you lareviewofbooks.org/article/…
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Replying to @CHRISF0GLE
I love his hijab inspired secularized accessorization
My first word was “mutual aid.” When I was 5 years old I made my kindergarten bathrooms gender neutral. When I was 8, Bernie sanders personally appointed me his successor and I said no bc he wasn’t hard enough on Israel
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Posiblemente la única canción de Los Beatles que no tiene intro ni final. Arranca con la primera línea de la primera estrofa y al igual que la relación que describe, una vez que ya no hay más para decir termina. Música hecha por un genio.
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english prof is giving me full rage to go as autistic as possible with a book report project
My dog still flinches every time anyone touches him and won’t get within 6 feet of strangers. It took 3 weeks of living with him for him to even let us approach him. We don’t know a lot about his previous owner but I kinda wanna strangIe him


















