I was a Noodle Ninja once.

London
Joined March 2011
There’s something about seeing fellow late-night runners—it often feels like we’re all running through something.
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A man apologised on a work call today saying "Sorry to you, Chrissy for being the only lady on the call but this thing is crap". I don't know how to feel about that. Should I have said "It's okay, I swear more than a sailor in a bar" #Feminism #swearing #worklife #womenintech
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German TV news on what is happening in British politics is amazing. No need to understand German, watch to the end xitter.cf/ProMediaRes1/status/15…
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Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government petition.parliament.uk/petit…
A cat literally walked into my house today, plopped itself right next to me and fell asleep. Shall I keep it? #CatsOfTwitter #catschoosetheirowners #cat #catsruletheworld
This little guy has been leaving me gifts of poo on my deck so I finally bought him (or her?) a dog bed. Never actually knew if it was being used but now I have proof! #foxes #southdowns #fox #animals #redfox #dogs
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Dear @trussliz / @RishiSunak the cost of living crisis has left millions worried how they'll make ends meet. I'd like to formally invite you, as the new PM, to join me asap once you take office for a special hour's @itvMLshow discussion/Q&A to answer/ease people's concerns.
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It’s not everyday you ask yourself “where is my patio table?” #StormEunice
When did food videos, where they show the food and then a person stuffing their face whilst making nodding or thumbs up gestures become a norm? I mean, I don’t think I want to see someone stuffing their face with food. Or do I? #food #mukbang #food #gross
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Replying to @BC_Lostproperty
@BC_Lostproperty @SaveTaxi my partner left his black Paul Smith bag in a cab today around 3:50pm 22 July. He was going from Old Bailey to Moorfields Eye Hospital.Can anyone please help? Contact 07976 729272. :(
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@BC_Lostproperty @SaveTaxi I feel like a feel good story is in place for a Monday! Wanted to let you know the taxi driver contacted my partner and we got it back! I love black cabs. They’re the best. Thanks for retweeting!
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As a human race, we’ve been quite shit this week.
Petition: Keep gyms open during Tier 4 lockdown petition.parliament.uk/petit…
WE ARE OPEN. You are the first to know. We want you tonight and over the weekend. 25% off lunch.Call 07812390482 to book a table.I'm waiting
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