@cmjohnson.bsky.social "To thy own self, be true, fam. Whoop Whoop" -William Shakespeare, Juggalo
Massachusetts, USA
Joined November 2011
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Okay, not too bad. A nice dill pickle flavor, not too sour, and a good crispy texture.
Really wish I had thought to pair with a turkey sandwich.
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Pausing the Persona 5 comics for tonight so i can show off 20 KOTH quotes at once.
#KingOfTheHill #comics
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Insanely good Harley and Joker bit this straight up feels like something ripped out of the animated series
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Watching Michael Che hand Colin Jost a joke he’s never seen before on Weekend Update reveals how much safety we buy with rehearsal.
Real connection usually starts right where control ends. The most magnetic people aren't the ones who never stumble; they're the ones who smile before reading the punchline.
Glenn Close is on Graham Norton with Michael Douglas explaining why she refused the Fatal Attraction reshoot.
Original ending had her slit her own throat. Audiences hated it, so they wanted her to come back and attack the wife with a knife instead. She said no, her character wasn’t a psychopath. In the meeting she told everyone she wasn’t doing it. Michael leaned back and said, “babe, I’m a whore.”
She still laughs telling it. That line is the whole story.
