@CNSComedy

Stand up Comic, Writer, Booker at Sunrise Theatre Fort Pierce & in Palm City at the Clubhouse Restaurant in Martin Downs

 Port Saint Lucie
cnscomedy.com
Joined January 2011
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20 years ago today, Magglio OrdΓ³Γ±ez sent the Tigers to the World Series.
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πŸ˜‚ IRSC, DAD JOKES ARE ABOUT TO GET OUT OF CONTROL! πŸ˜‚ πŸ“ IRSC McAlpin Fine Arts Center πŸ“… Saturday, November 7th ⏰ Showtime: 7:00 PM πŸ‘¨β€πŸ‘§β€πŸ‘¦ Whether you're a dad, married to one, or just know one who thinks he's hilarious 🎟️ GET YOUR TICKETS HERE: mcalpin-fine-arts-center-irs…
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Pericles
@PerryALPHAJul 5
BREAKING: Federal Judge Ebony Horowitz-Gupta has overturned FIFA's decision to let Balogun play for Team USA in Monday's match against Belgium
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Dishonest tells all over her
Erica πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
@EricaRN4USA31 Dec 2025
A childcare director in Minnesota said the quiet part out loud πŸ’₯
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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud buff.ly/92fvWoA
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Dr. Simon
@goddek22 Dec 2025
He didn’t see that coming.
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39 years ago tonight, an absolute SNL gem. The lost ending to Its A Wonderful Life.
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When things are moving very fast and people are losing their minds, it’s important to stay grounded. Turn off your phone, read scripture, spend time with friends, and remember internet fury is not real life. It’s going to be ok.
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Dear Democrats, This is how you respond when one of your political opponents dies. This is grace. This is class. RBG was an outspoken critic of Trump. He didn’t celebrate her death. This really isn’t hard.
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NFL
@NFL14 Sep 2025
GOFF TO JAMO FOR 44-YARD TD. CHIvsDET on FOX/FOX One watch.nfl.com
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JILLIAN MICHAELS: β€œI got a text from my daughter today telling me that kids at her school were celebrating … Something is wrong in this country. The divisiveness, the rhetoric, the othering has got to stop. Now.”
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It’s all about Jesus.
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Hulk Hogan
@HulkHogan6 Feb 2025
Every day I’m reminded that God is good. Always thankful. HH
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San Quentin prison just held their first ever father-daughter dance. What do you think about this?
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ABC's describes violent riots in LA as "just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn." How is this real?
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BREAKING: The FDA announces it no longer recommends Covid shots for most Americans. It’s about time. There was never any valid evidence for universal Covid vaccinationβ€”only propaganda, profit, and coercion.
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The real story of Ahmed Hassanein. #BleedBlue | #BuiltDifferent
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Replying to @DetroitPistons @FanDuelSN_DET @971theticketxyt
PLAY THE FINAL COUNTDOWN TONIGHT? πŸ‘€πŸ”₯
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One of the craziest finishes to an NBA game you’ll ever see.
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The internet has zero chill
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