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CSS Alabama retweeted
This sounded unbelievable but it's true, he couldn't figure out a three point turn while driving in Formula 2
When he gets back to the garage his engineer literally tells him "you have to turn the steering wheel"
> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan
> Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1
> Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012
> Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013
> Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014
> "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR"
> Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up!
> Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history
> Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault
> "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!"
> Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016
> Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR
> Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off
> Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers
> Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out
> Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations
> Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving
> Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run
> Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify
> Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something
> Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career
This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO
They're all this retarded
CSS Alabama retweeted
> Be 76 IQ Indian named Mahaveer Raghunathan
> Have need for speed, start professional racing because Brahmin #1
> Finish dead last in first two entry level races in 2012
> Finish 14th on average in next 3 races in 2013
> Finish 12th in F4 race in 2014
> "Pakistani bhenchods keep sabotaging! India racing superpower 2030 SAAR"
> Fake credentials, get into F3. Izzat went up!
> Place 39th across 30 races in 2015, zero points scored, worst performance in history
> Gaslight.exe, it was someone else's fault
> "Brahmin superior to European! I race and beat them!"
> Place 16th in Eurocup, dead last in AutoGP in 2016
> Set a record for most penalties accrued for ignoring rules. Stupid Americans not smart like Indians! This is jugaad SAAR
> Somehow get into F2 in 2017, clearly Indian work ethic paying off
> Place 2nd last, gets lapped, decide to go full throttle after every other racer finished nearly hitting crew workers
> Join Gran Prix, get stuck in cornering pit, spend FOUR MINUTES doing 3-point turn because he didn't know he needed to turn the wheel, manually pushed the car out
> Spend entire series ignoring corners, ignoring rules, ignoring flags. Sets new personal and historical record for violations
> Rules literally rewritten to account for his shitty driving
> Somehow, miraculously gets a hold of an F1 car for testing run
> Trains 3 years, never allowed to qualify
> Turns out he promised to pay for the McLaren he was racing but didn't, gets sued, because anti-Hindu hate or something
> Literally turned down by every race in 2026, fourteen years into his career
This is Indian talent. This is how they operate in every tech company, every CEO
They're all this retarded
My dude really hit Haiti with the "Enemies of the Imperium hear me" speech
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti:
Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè.
Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan.
Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal.
Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan.
Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou.
Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa.
Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan.
Desizyon an nan men nou.
CSS Alabama retweeted
People whinging about “but what about the sovereignty of Haiti?”
They don’t have sovereignty. They don’t have a functioning government. They have a cannibal warlord named General Barbecue who eats his opponents.
CSS Alabama retweeted
A: Kim Jong is ill!
C: Kim Jong-il? The dead guy??
A: No, Kim Jong-UN is ill, Kim's Jong-il's son.
C: Kim Il-sung?? Ain't he dead too??
A: Yes but he's eternally president, it's like he's undead
C: Kimg Jong-un is DEAD???
A: No, I said he was ill!!
(etc)
🚨#BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports claim Kim Jong Un may have "secretly died" in China.
CSS Alabama retweeted
Yay! Making friends is so nice!!
#umamusume #uma
youtu.be/Q8lWtv6srYE?si=HphH…
Can you draw this?
CSS Alabama retweeted
Ohhhh... Not a Total War or CA post. A SEGA post.... Daddy's mad! Somebody is getting the belt for this one!
ALT We’re aware that Total War: Shogun 2 – Complete Edition has fallen short of both your expectations and our own standards. We’ve seen your feedback, comments, and reviews. We agree that the current experience is not where it needs to be. As a result we are working with platform holders to temporarily remove the game from sale and to reinstate the original game while we investigate the issues. Existing owners will still be able to access and play the game. We are working closely with our development partner to identify the causes of these problems, deliver improvements, and ensure Shogun 2 – Complete Edition meets the quality standards players expect from Total War. SEGA & Creative Assembly
