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Suburban punk rock corporate tech executive dad. All Tweets, opinions and attempts at humor are my own.

NYC/NJ
Joined August 2009
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Patty Ice is a bad bad man.
PATRICK CANTLAY 🥶
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The older you are…the more organized your garage is.
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Next time it’s time to change clocks remind me to move to Arizona.
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Next time it’s time to change clocks remind me to move to Arizona.
My entire life of not paying attention to gas prices has prepared me for this moment.
The dunk contest is broken.
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🖤When We Were Young Fest🥀 Register now for Presale that starts Friday, January 21st, 10 AM PT. All tickets start at $19.99 down whenwewereyoungfestival.com/
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One life, one chance.
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As a huge Sopranos fan… I’ll go ahead and share… #manysaintsofnewark was incredibly frustrating. It could have been so good… but, wow, it was so bad. So, so… bad.
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Can confirm. Everyone has forgotten how to fly.
Uh huh. Like meteorologists and all those technology visionaries who thought wearables were the next big thing…
I’ve been obsessively paying attention to the news for about 15 years now and the most infuriating thing to me is that “experts” can get things completely wrong, mock the people who get them right, never apologize or even acknowledge it, and continue being “experts.”
Seems to me...there may just be a direct correlation between the amount of money someone has and the amount of insane tweets they spew.
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Good Morning! Happy Friday. So....What is everyone terrified of, offended by and/or over-exaggerating today?!
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One of the greatest travesties of the 21st century is that there wasn’t a second season of Roadies.
“Be curious, not judgmental”
We could all learn a lot from Ted Lasso if we just let ourselves.
Just watched some Anderson... flipped and did a little Tucker. Followed up with a full episode of King of Queens. Guess the tweet is - God bless America!
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