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Joined June 2009
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God. Family. Health. Art. Travel. Money.
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Iman Shumpert goes off on anyone calling for the NBA to shorten its 82 game season, arguing that players should focus on conditioning and changing how they play instead of reducing the number of games. Shumpert points to legends like Michael Jordan, Karl Malone, John Stockton and Gary Payton, who played 82 game seasons, questioning why today’s players need fewer games. He believes the league should bring back more physical basketball, with players attacking the post, taking midrange shots, playing through contact and cutting down on flopping and exaggerated moves. He also questions how much extra time players would actually gain from shortening the season, arguing that changing the way the game is played may be a better solution to the injury problem. ( Via. @imanshumpert )
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Cedric Coward post game:
Ja Morant scores on Cedric Coward, points at him, and tells the crowd, “He’s food.” 👀 (h/t @ShowCaseShabazz )
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Randomly remembered Cade trollin Giannis and then Ausar and Cade just laugh at Giannis' response 😂😂😂
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🎤Jason Martin aka Problem stopped by Ray Daniel’s pod🎙️to set the record straight on comments made about To Pimp A Butterfly - Kendrick Lamar’s classic album 💿 🗣️“I should apologize for that comment” Watch full podcast on YT📺: Ray Daniels Presents
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David Stern if he saw this
The Timberwolves are going to be 🔥 this season
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Of course in real time some folks don’t understand that @nas is our Miles Davis and like Basquiat there ain’t a non-valuable piece he’s ever done. His run of 3+3 albums with hitboy was unprecedented. As with 33 years of his work. Nas is Art and art ain’t hubcaps & fried wings. Yeah @nas is Miles to us
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Lmfaooooooooo Imagine your employer saying you can’t get any bad bitches and if you do they tryna steal from you.
🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI warns employees that spies could be trying to seduce them; women may not be with them for their personalities. 📍Silicon Valley, CA “If she’s a 6 or above in San Francisco she’s a spy” warned one commentator.
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Yall be leaving yall friends for TSA pre check so i know yall wouldnt pay for first class if yall was Savannah James 😂
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stevie wonder need a gangsta grillz tape
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This video is doing numbers on Tik tok, and people are finally waking up. I think him calling Jay out is going to backfire because sports fans know the truth about this fraud.
Kaep was blackballed and deserved money from the league. My issue is why you begging to get back into the league? If the league is so bad for Hov, why you asked to be back in it. You had a tryout and didnt show up.
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That mane @TheRealSymba acting his ass off on The Drop mane 🔥😂
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I always thought the timing of this song and video was crazy and I was just a kid.
Days after 2pac’s death, on September 15th, what was once a scrapped video was previewed on MTV. “I Ain’t Mad Acha” was a video that was shot in May of 1996 that foreshadowed his death and depicted him as an angel in heaven. This video sparked the rumors that he was still alive.
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2x GRAMMY-winning R&B artist Lucky Daye tells the Joe Budden Podcast, one of the platforms that started the narrative that Kendrick Lamar “ruins” R&B records, that he wants to work with Kendrick on a record. Another narrative turned to dust. 💨
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My pops sent me the "what channel is the game on?" text
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while Clemson is on pack watch, i just wanna remind yall that I DIDNT FORGET WHAT DABO SAID:
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Marvel canceled Blade, canceled Ironheart, canceled Wonder Man, and had Sam Wilson fighting for his life as Captain America… me seeing Black Marvel fans show interest in #Lanterns:
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“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
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Simple explanation:
Why are the people of the USA letting Trump lead them down such a dark path that they'll never recover from? It's like you're all watching him light the building on fire, lock the doors and you're not trying to stop him. What's up with that? Kinda weird.
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define ‘greatest of all time’
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The Panthers ultimate demise was trusting and welcoming everyone who came through the door as family
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