Christina Doherty

Okay, but who is that piragua man? @Lin_Manuel was robbed! #SuperBowl #BadBunny

Would someone please tell me why i’m getting ads for facebook dating? Don’t they think if I wanted to date any of my facebook friends that I would have already done it? Are there no safe spaces??? 🤣🤣🤣 #singleandnotreadytomingle

ADHD as an adult is having an entire cabinet of your mug collection and then only drinking out of one cup every single day and having actual anxiety over what will happen if it breaks.

Do any other millennials just live in constant fear of using emojis in case you end up using them incorrectly? 💁🏻‍♀️

Me: “I’m not really a sweets person” Also me: “Does that come in birthday cake flavor?”

Wait though, can this be a permanent installment? Every DMV needs a glam squad!

If I can find a restaurant that makes gluten free fried clams without egg, dairy, soy oil, nut/potato flour/starches then I am willing to drive up to three+ hours 😂 At this point I would probably go to someone’s Nana’s kitchen! …or maybe I just need to buy a deep fryer 😭

No I do not want to “skip intro.” How dare you try to deprive me of my hourly sing-a-long and interpretive dance?

♑️ It just occurred to me that the Capricorn symbol just looks like the word “No,” and really that just makes everything feel right in the world.

My new favorite game when scrolling through my feeds is “Which Girl Posted This Picture.” Because we all know its not the one on the end with her eyes half closed.

I’ve apparently reached THAT age where everyone I friended on facebook has gotten married and changed their name. So now I just have no idea who’s photos I’m commenting on but they still deserve to know that they look amazing. Work it girl! 🤣

Real convos with Dr.s #1 Him: “Im putting you on meds for this. I have a couple choices. Both should actually cause a significant amount of weight loss. But one unfortunately causes bad💩, the other makes you really nauseous.” Me: Starting to understand the “healthy”weight loss

I kid you not, I think I found the hack to my ADHD. I noticed I have been absurdly productive ever since I hung my (very loudly ticking) cuckoo clock. Now everything feels like a race against time, …and I work ridiculously well under pressure 🕰️

I think I measure my friendships with people based on how many tik toks I feel comfortable sending them in a row without them replying in between.

Well today I got out and went to my therapist followed by the local plant store. Guess which one made me feel less depressed?

I know they have Catnip, but I am gonna need someone to invent Dognip. Sometimes the doggos just deserve a little bliss out too. Just imagine the adorable dognip zoomies and belly rubs. Plus it could help calm the thunder shakes! Someone make this happen!

I WILL remember every brand and celebrity that makes a post for April Fools Day and I will never EVER buy anything from them again. 🤣 Kidding, not kidding.