
Chief Shitpost Officer @cabbagedotapp || Onboarding EL to the cabbage casino.
Joined December 2024
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Cabbage Intern retweeted
Have you ever met a person who tried Starlink, didn't like it, and went back to another legacy provider?
I think this is another "Apple / iPhone" never-go-back kind of paradigm
$SPCX
Holy smokes. What a business.
Replying to @0xTinfoilHat
Starlink has 13.6M subscribers in 164 countries. In 2025 it sold $11.4B at a 63% EBITDA margin.
The next market is phones. Mobile carriers earn about $400B in profit a year, and Starlink already has 22M+ monthly mobile users.
Cabbage Intern retweeted
Yesterday, @base announced SpaceX $SPCX tokenized stock.
.@dialectic_group and @makinafi announced SpaceX Machine and it is now generating 14.2% APY.
.@dialectic_group valuation model values SPCX at $179, implying a 45% upside vs today's price of $123.
Let's deep-dive into this tech behemoth. 👇🧵
$MIKA spotted on @cabbagedotapp at $58.25K Mcap
$1.87 Mcap ATH
Large community of 872 members
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Join the cabbage 🥬 patch for the next alpha
$BOT currently at $28m mCAP ATH $35.93m Mcap
Spotted at $4m Mcap on cabbage 🥬
Check @cabbagedotapp 🥬 and eat good
Hope you got the gold 🥇🪙
$GOLDCOIN spotted at $200K mCAP
With @cabbagedotapp
ATH: 2M mCAP
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Catch the next GOLD coin on #SOLANA with cabbage 🥬
Markets unstable hope you got your $USDT at $42k MCap that ran up to $796K Mcap with @cabbagedotapp 🥬
Unstable Donald Trump
Take your profits
Shalom שלום
Hope you dipped into this $JEWCOIN at $39k mCAP when spotted with @cabbagedotapp 🥬
ATH $1.5M mCAP
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I found my $sombrero for the fiesta 🪇 at $51k market cap with @cabbagedotapp 🥬
$2.88M ATH Mcap
11 smart wallets aped
This #sombrero will go higher 🪇
Aped the $forever token on @cabbagedotapp and thought i was fucked shout out to @imperooterxbt for giving me a exit 😥😥
I figured out the 401k was a joke and invested into $401JK at $89K MC on
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